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From Glass Slippers to Sippy Cups: Disney Moms Edition with a Bahama Mama
What really happens after "happily ever after"? We're pouring Bahama Mamas and diving into the imagined family lives of Disney princesses a decade after their movies end.
Remember those perfect fairy tale endings? Well, real life comes for everyone—even animated royalty. Snow White's still beautiful but exhausted by those "fairest of them all" questions, while her seven dwarf "uncles" won't stop visiting (and Dopey's gone viral with his dance moves). Belle juggles six kids in a castle where all the furniture had to be replaced after turning back into humans. And poor Cinderella just wants people to stop making glass slipper jokes while her Prince Charming develops the inevitable dad bod.
Our princess updates don't shy away from complexity—Jasmine and Aladdin build a thriving business but face the heartbreak of putting down an aging Raja. Rapunzel manages her still-growing hair while enduring Flynn Rider's terrible dad jokes. Perhaps most poignantly, Raya struggles with alcoholism after losing her sense of purpose, eventually finding recovery through family support. From Moana's children learning demigod skills to Anna's remarkable twelve kids (thanks to multiple sets of twins and triplets), these "where are they now" scenarios blend humor with surprising emotional depth.
Whether you're a Disney devotee or just curious about what comes after the credits roll, join us for this hilarious, heartwarming exploration of princess life beyond the fairy tale ending. Which royal family would you want to hang out with? Listen now and let us know!
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Hello and welcome to Cheers to Ears, where today we are having a Bahama Mama that served at the Turf Club Bar and Grill. I think we've been here before Four or five times.
Speaker 2:You know that was the thing is. We've avoided it so much and all of a sudden we looked at their menu. Right, I was like dang, they got some good drinks there, right, it's funny. So we got on the kick. So we've had several really good drinks.
Speaker 1:It's served at Saratoga Springs, yeah, at the Turf Club Bar and Grill, and it's the Bahama Mama, and it's made with Parrot Bay Coconut Rum Plantation Original Dark Rum, bull's Cream, day Banana and Tropical Juices and sold for $15.50. $15.50? Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's Disney cheap.
Speaker 1:I know, and it's Disney good too.
Speaker 2:It is. We postponed recording this episode a week and so we actually tried this last week and it was a little bit different. Last week I actually had banana liqueur that I tried, but this week we used banana rum. So this was made with a shot of Largo Bay coconut rum, a shot of Largo Bay banana rum, a shot of Gosling dark rum and then I did four and a half ounces of Pog Juice. So I kind of equaled out Pog Juice with the tropical juices, with the alcohol. Last week we only did three ounces, so it was a little more alcohol forward, last week a little less. So this week Still very good, very good, very fruity drink, refreshing. You know, if you're sitting poolside you'd want one of these. It's a classic On a nice hot day.
Speaker 1:It was Christy's first ever favorite drink. Oh, okay, it was her go-to when she just turned 21. Ah, so yeah, the Bahama was made many times. We made a little different back then. I told you about it last week. It was a whole different recipe. It tastes about the same, uh-huh, but yeah, classic drink, great drink. I have nothing bad to say about it. The Red Robin recipe the Red Robin recipe Right, that's what her first ever one was. So I looked it up back then. Okay, if we had the internet back then.
Speaker 2:So not a bad version of this. I think I actually would have cut back on the juice, the pog juice. I would have gone back to three ounces yeah. It's got a little more juice in it. I like a little more alcohol forward taste. But then again we're also using coconut and banana rum.
Speaker 1:Right, so you know what you're drinking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it's not good to not know that you're drinking Right, and sometimes that can be the case.
Speaker 1:So today we're having a Bahama mama Mama Emphasized Because we're talking about the Disney princesses and their families, 10 years after their respective movies.
Speaker 2:After they become potentially. Potentially they become moms.
Speaker 1:Right, just their family life, yeah. What do they look like? In our opinion, yeah.
Speaker 2:We went through all the princesses Right. We did a lot of them, so we should dive into this. We should dive in Right, so why don't you start? Kick us off here? Okay, so I'll start. I have Snow White, okay To start. So what happened with Snow White?
Speaker 1:I just did kind of an overview of their whole thing with Snow White and her kids and stuff. Okay, so I don't know if our concept's going to be the same. We never know. So White's still the beauty, but getting so tired of are you still the fairest of them all questions? Oh, she getting kind of tired of that. Yeah, I could see that she's still happily married to Prince Charming, but the glow of happily ever after is faded into an actual marriage. Right, it happens. Right, all the royal stuff's a big weight, a big stress, and the biggest stress, though, for her whole life is the seven dwarves still visit all the time.
Speaker 2:That would be tough. They're always around. That would be tough to have seven goofy uncles showing up like nonstop.
Speaker 1:Right, the prince whose name is Florian. I didn't know that. Oh, you didn't. I didn't know that I didn't remember that I haven't seen Snow White a lot of times, but I'm going to go watch it the new movie when it comes out. So I should re-watch the animated.
Speaker 2:Is there Prince Florian in the new one? We'll find out. I thought there wasn't. I know nothing about it Anyway.
Speaker 1:So he's still, of course, charming, but his hairline's receded slightly, yeah, and he's thinking of growing a beard.
Speaker 1:Okay, his days are filled with royal duties, but he really just wants to go on a long horseback ride with Snow again. Okay, and I have the. I added the dwarves. What happened to the dwarves? So, yeah, here's what happened to all the dwarves real quick. Okay, because it's a part of their family. Grumpy runs a podcast called Ranting with Grumpy. He has three followers. Two of them are his brothers. Okay, okay, them are his brothers, okay, okay. Happy is a moderately successful stand-up comic, mostly dad jokes yeah, okay sleepy runs classes, the community center called nap your way to royalty.
Speaker 1:Bashful is very successful on the online dating sites. He just never shows up to any of the dates he's. He ghosts them right. Yeah, sneezy spends his days trying to find the correct herbs and teas, a concoction to remedy himself of all his sneezing and Dopey. He's an internet sensation for his dopey dance.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's huge. Good for him.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, and Doc, just he just walks around lecturing everyone about health and wellness. Ah, and they have two kids, okay, snow Chase is the youngest one around every day and he's always covered in chocolate. The oldest wears a crown everywhere he goes. It's probably just a phase, but it's been a 10-year phase and they insist on taking all those animals everywhere they go.
Speaker 2:Well, that makes sense.
Speaker 1:That's my Snow White family.
Speaker 2:Snow White Counting for all of them. Okay so, no white family. No white Counting for all of them. Okay, so I started off with Belle, okay, so she had a whole litter of babies. Okay, six total. You know, in 10 years there's some Irish twins there. Anyway, four boys and two girls. I didn't come up with, I didn't have their names Right, it's just, she just has a whole litter. It did take her a while to replace all the furniture, dishes and decor after what became known around the castle as the flower petal incident. Okay, yeah, so I mean Cogsworth and Lumiere and Chip. They all turned back into humans. Well, that's great, you have your staff again, right, but you don't have dishes, you don't have furniture, so they had to run out and you know, replace that.
Speaker 2:A lot of garage saline. You know Beast had lost his fortune. He had the cash.
Speaker 1:Oh, he did yeah, oh man.
Speaker 2:He was property rich but cash poor, and so it took a while to replace all that stuff that turned back into humans. Ah, poor Beast, yeah, okay, and so it took a while to replace all that stuff that turned back into humans. Ah, poor beast. Yeah, but the staff they stayed on, they're very loyal staff.
Speaker 1:Oh good, Stayed there anyway.
Speaker 2:She found a love of dogs to fill an unknown void in her life. Love of dogs Mostly Doberman, pinschers and German Shepherds were the dogs that she liked most Right. And she maintained the castle and freelance rights for Dog Fancy Magazine. Oh good, yeah. So she kept her side hustle. Yeah, kept that going Good.
Speaker 1:That's a good one. I mean, yeah, she'd be good at that. Okay, that's good, so next? Next is Cinderella. Cinderella's kind of over the princess life thing. She's getting even more tired of all the glass slipper jokes. At every event. She mostly wears long sweaters and leggings around the castle, except for royal events and her biggest stress the people keep thinking that she's found her prince at midnight, when they actually dance to the ball at 10.30pm. She's really mad about that. Prince Charming loves to marry life but started to get a royal burnout. He envisioned a life slaying dragons and rescuing people, but he's stuck in endless meetings about the royal economy. Hmm, yeah, like other kings around the lands, he has that dad bod and a receding hairline. Uh-huh, he's big into DIY projects around the castle, very much upsetting the staff. Yeah, the stepmother, lady Tremaine, I added her. Okay, because she's still around. Yeah, right, she's not going nowhere. No, while she's not actively plotting against Cinderella, while she's not anymore, she doesn't plot against Cinderella anymore.
Speaker 2:No, everybody sees through that nonsense.
Speaker 1:Right, but she's not quite reformed. No, she spends her weeks hosting ladies' lunches and making fun of everyone's hair and giving unsolicited fashion advice.
Speaker 2:She started a line of one size fits all glass slippers okay and her stepsisters anastasia.
Speaker 1:She's not meeting anymore. She's a totally nice person. Oh yeah, she's actually a life coach oh, very, very good.
Speaker 2:I'm glad to hear that.
Speaker 1:Right, but Drizella, she's a big reality star, Well she wants to be a big reality star. She's in reality shows. She has one herself called the Royal, who has it All. She swears she's still meant to be the queen. They surprisingly have no kids, but rumor has it one's on the way, oh.
Speaker 2:There you go. That'd be so nice. You know you want her to have kids, right? So my next one, jasmine, okay, and of course a good one. She married aladdin. You know it was meant to be. They had two kids, a boy and a girl. Okay, named aladdin jr and dahlia. Yeah, well, they thought about like Muhammad and Omar, they were tossing around some different, but they just went with Aladdin Jr.
Speaker 1:Does the genie have a real name? No, so they kind of named it genie.
Speaker 2:I look because see they wanted to name him after genie but, it was only genie, or in the live action it was genie or merchant.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's, it, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Or the ship merchant, something like that. So they just went with Aladdin Jr, but they named the daughter after Dahlia, her companion Right, or her head maid, who had a great role in the live action.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Excellent. So she wanted to have more than one because of her lonely childhood that led her to befriending a tiger. When you're an only child, yeah, you want siblings, and she really wanted her kids to have siblings. Of course, they fight a lot, so maybe she should have had three, but there's still time. So, speaking of the tiger, her beloved pet tiger, raja. Well, he had to be put down. What? Yeah, he started becoming a threat. So it was either. So you can't really take in a tiger to have it neutered. And he just got old and mean and grumpy Aw yeah and was a threat to the kids. So they had to put him down. That sucks, yeah, I know it was a tough day in the Aladdin-Jasmine household.
Speaker 2:So her and Aladdin, despite being the sultans, you know, in charge of the land, want for nothing. They began a very successful import-export business selling rugs and bronze trinket lamps. Yeah, you know, help feed the economy. Now they manage all the import-export, but it employs like 1,200 people. Wow, that's a big business In the Agrabah. Where was their land? I don't know. He was from Agrabah. That was the made-up one. Anyway, there you go. That's what happened.
Speaker 1:There are Arabian Nights. Yes, I know that that's a good one. Lana has a pretty good life, really she does. Yeah, sad about the tiger. Let's take a moment of silence for the tiger. Yeah, Okay so my next is Pocahontas Okay, which I've only seen the movie a few times, yeah, so this is one I struggle with a lot.
Speaker 1:That's okay and, like Eli said, when I talked to him about it my son, he said that it's crazy because you can't look up Pocahontas and John Smith in real life, because the movie is completely opposite of their real lives. Right, it's not even close.
Speaker 2:So you just got to go with the movie, right yeah?
Speaker 1:So I tried.
Speaker 2:Thank you, Disney.
Speaker 1:Thank you. So Pocahontas is still the confident, adventurous spirit of the tribe. She's more realistic now, though. Uh-huh, she no longer runs through the woods every day, does not like this, and she doesn't like this new age wellness trend that's taken over her whole tribe. Oh, Everyone's so obsessed with cleansing their energy and aligning their chakras. Oh, it's a big thing. She just seeks a peaceful canoe ride. Did you just mix up your Indians? Why? No, that's what they're. It's a trend. Chakras it's a trend of the tribe.
Speaker 2:Those are other Indians.
Speaker 1:I know, but can't you, can't they?
Speaker 2:They could pick up the trend.
Speaker 1:yes, Can they pick up the trend?
Speaker 2:I suppose, so I didn't say it was Native American.
Speaker 1:It came from somewhere else.
Speaker 2:John Smith. This is true, gosh, darn it. Okay, I would just check in. Yeah, no, I was trying to get something. I want to make sure you know the difference between your East Indians and your Native Americans.
Speaker 1:Between. What is it? A Big Bang Theory? It is would you like to take my land? Indians, or namaste Indians, or?
Speaker 2:namaste Indians Something like that, okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, so that's Pocahontas. John Smith is settled into his new life but grapples a lot with his post-exploration syndrome. Okay, his days used to be spent traveling the high seas and exploring foreign lands. Now he pretty much just teaches villagers to tie knots, mmm, those days. And they have three kids. I put names for these kids. Oh, what are their names? Because I like the river, okay.
Speaker 2:He's our oldest.
Speaker 1:He got his parents' adventurous spirit. He's always out exploring nature. Okay, willow is the middle child. She's very thoughtful and inquisitive. And the youngest, his name, is Storm. Storm is what you would call a whirlwind of a child, always running off, getting into some kind of mischief. He's a big prankster and that's all I have for the pocahontas family.
Speaker 2:Okay, my next one is tiana. Of course, she married prince naveen, had four children, two boys and two girls. They're all aged three to seven, so it's a busy little household, but they're all involved in her youtube cooking channel. Okay, tiana and fam eats that's the name of their channel. You can look that up. That would be funny if there's a really a tiana and fam eats that's the name of their channel. You can look that up. That would be funny if there's a really a tiana and fam eat.
Speaker 1:We should have made one before.
Speaker 2:We should have welcome to tiana and fam eats uh, okay, but she's sure planning we're getting there, folks yeah, has shown a real knack for coordinating events, mostly for big daddy and charlotte, and she manages the bayou critter band which she put together. As you'll see the story behind that on tiana's bayou adventure right, you go on the right. She does still own a restaurant, tiana's palace, but is mostly handed over managerial and head chef duties because of her other pursuits. So she's just got a lot going on. She's got a lot going on. She's got the kids and Prince Naveen. Busy woman, it's a very busy woman but very happy. They're all very, very happy. That's good yeah.
Speaker 1:It's good if you're busy all the time and still happy. Whatever makes you happy, right, exactly, and she's doing what makes her happy, right. That's what you have to do, okay, very important Next. My next is Mulan. Mulan's become a total warrior of a housewife, that's right. Mulan is a stay-at-home mom, oh, and has traded her sword in for her to-do list, so she does not have to ever shout at her kids, she can just glare them into submission. She still finds times to practice her warrior skills in the backyard, though the neighbor thinks she's strange. Uh-huh, her husband's Li Shang. He's the total dad. Yeah, his military career is behind him, but his toughest foes are his children. He often wonders how can I lead troops into battle but cannot stop my son from building a catapult in the living room? They have a boy and a girl three years apart, and that's all I have for.
Speaker 1:Mulan, mulan, so my heart, and that's all I have for mulan, mulan. So my next one, merida. She never quite found love, oh well, and does she want to?
Speaker 2:I don't know if she's trying, probably most most likely, to make mom and dad happy, but you know she's a free spirit, she's throwing her hat in the ring. Okay, so she never quite found love, but she wanted to be a mom and so she decided to adopt a girl from China, of which she lied on her adoption application about the guided bear hunts that she does as her part-time side hustle.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, side hustle to everyone. Oh well, you know that's part of their future. It is you know the side hustle, so she named the girl Maraid Very good Scottish name, maraid and she spends a lot of time with her uncles. Maraid does Mm-hmm. Harris, hubert and Hamish, and they take her to Disney World a lot. Oh wow, yeah, they're those type of uncles. They go to Disney World a lot. Big fans, big fans Good uncles.
Speaker 2:But. But she created an online dating profile just to throw her hat in the ring, right, she's not a lot of hope in it, but you know she's still willing to try. Nice, yeah, and that's what happened to Merida. That's.
Speaker 1:Merida Mm-hmm. My next is Rapunzel. Rapunzel's still the same energetic, free-spirited princess who loves a good adventure, but now her adventures include things like cleaning up glitter, untangling her hair and mediating sibling arguments. Her hair is not as long as it used to be and it's more manageable, but it's still very long, though. This is not as long, right, but she saw us to redo it about three times a day or disaster breaks loose.
Speaker 2:She got a mom cut. Is what you're saying.
Speaker 1:Right, but it still grows out a lot. Yeah, the kid's favorite game is tug of war with mommy's hair.
Speaker 2:that's their favorite play every day right, okay, keep some busy.
Speaker 1:Flynn rider who's a great character by the way he is he doesn't get enough credit. I don't think. In the disney, you know, flynn rider is awesome.
Speaker 2:He's now less outlaw and more family guy oh, but see, I could see children reforming him, right? Yeah, I could. Could see him really diving into the dad role.
Speaker 1:Right, he is the kingdom finance manager. That's what he mainly does. He manages the finances of the kingdom as the prince consort. Okay, but his real job to him is telling great dad jokes.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, he thinks he's awesome at it.
Speaker 1:Rapunzel spends most of her time rolling her eyes and groaning His two favorite jokes. He thinks he's awesome at it. Rapunzel spends most of her time rolling her eyes and groaning His two favorite jokes Are you ready? Okay, okay. Why did the horse go behind the tree? Why To? Change his jockeys, okay, and his second favorite one. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Those, are his two favorites Okay, they have two kids kids, a boy and a girl.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, my next one is anna. I'll do anna and elsa. Elsa is a real quick one, but okay, and elsa okay. So soon after the events of the movie, she married christoph and had 12 children, six boys and six girls. So they're real prone to how many twins 12, what and it's 10 years later, but they're real. It's a family, real prone to triplets and twins. Okay, yeah, so there's like two sets of triplets in there and a set of twins. Wow, yeah, I know, poor christoph. Well, you know, it's the ice.
Speaker 2:Business is going better now oh is it it better because it's not a land of ice and snow, right, yeah. So there's actual business, there's need for his product and she's the queen, pretty much because Elsa abdicated her throne, right? So all the children theirs is a little bit unfortunate. No, they're very happy, just right up front. They're very happy. But all children have iqs between like 80 and 90. So arendelle, kingdom of arendelle is basically screwed in the future because they just got some potential stupid leadership. Since she's a queen, she doesn't really need a side hustle but opens a family child care, which she does horribly because no one trusts her with her children. Some of the castle staff enroll their children out of pity because they can keep close tabs on her. She also tries to invest in franchises of Juan Reyn Oken's trading posts and saunas, hello, hello, but they all fail quickly. She doesn't have a business mind. It was a good try Out in the middle of nowhere. Want a trading post with Asana who doesn't, if I'm out.
Speaker 1:If we had one around here, if you had one up where you live, wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 2:Mount St Helens, on the back roads. If I came across a trading post with Asana, I would be super happy, isn't that great? No such thing exists back roads, yeah, in the middle of the. And if I came across a trading post with asana, oh jeez, I would be super happy. Great, but no no such thing exists, okay, but anyway, they all fail quickly. So after 10 years, her only real talent remains building snowmen and making babies with christoph. Wow, that's really all she's got. That's her thing to fall back on, yeah so now now oh, oh elsa, let's yeah.
Speaker 1:So now, now, oh Elsa, oh Elsa.
Speaker 2:Let's throw her in. Now is Elsa and we go. So no children or family, she's just some forest spirit and a story, that's it. That's it. She just chills. Yeah, she's just. She's just chilling Out in the middle of nowhere doing her thing. Okay, Ice ice baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so now you've all been waiting for. Okay, the moment's finally arrived for Moana. Moana, here it is. She's still very courageous, but spends less time sailing the seas and more time trying to get her kids to not sail the seas. Okay, uh-huh. Okay, you're going to have to. There's lots of leeway with my Moana one, okay. Okay, you're going to have to like work with me here. Okay, because I wanted to have kids and stuff, but I couldn't figure it all out, so I did a thing. Okay, she runs the island efficiently, but has a tough time managing her toddler. To stop bringing Heihei everywhere they go, like he's everywhere. Yeah, the toddler one loves Heihei.
Speaker 2:But who doesn't? What about Pua? I don't know. I don't have Pua the pig.
Speaker 1:I don't have any pigs, okay, for this purpose of what I'm talking about right now. I made a side note here. Okay, moana has kids and Maui is more of their stepdad.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know how that all works. Maui's like a father figure to him. Yeah, okay, because I really want to talk about Maui Okay.
Speaker 1:He did find a way to teach the kids some demigod skills. Oh, he found a way I don't know how either that very handy to have Right. So he found out some magical way to have the kids to learn how to shapeshift. Oh, it happened. Uh-oh, it happened. So his style of parenting is why follow the rules when you can just turn into a hawk and fly over them? Ah, they have two kids, they're both a lot alike, they're best friends and they hang out constantly. Nice, that's my Moana.
Speaker 2:Nice. See, I would have thought she would have opened up a like a hooli chicken, uh kalua pork joint there's probably many of those yeah around anyway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she wears that to open it up.
Speaker 2:It's probably already on the island yeah, competition, I think she would have made better right, but would she ruin the competition? Possibly Because she's more famous and she has a demigod for.
Speaker 1:Right, that's not fair.
Speaker 2:That's not no, she's just being nice. She wouldn't be unfair.
Speaker 1:She wants to open this chicken place, right, but she just wants to be nice about it. Yeah, she knows she would be.
Speaker 2:She's being kind by not doing it, I understand. So next one, mirabelle.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:And I know you're dying to know what happened to Mirabelle.
Speaker 1:I am.
Speaker 2:I can't wait to find out, she remains the glue for the family. Magical, she meets a school teacher from a neighboring village and they get married. Oh, that's a good one. Oh yeah, you know no magic. It's just a couple of ordinary people living a good life Because she didn't get a gift.
Speaker 2:She didn't get a gift. She didn't get a gift. They have five children. She got five gifts. She did get gifts, three children and two boys. Now I wonder I didn't think about this maybe her children get gifts, who knows? Yeah, I don't know, there's a possibility. But they live a really happy life with lots of singing and dancing and it's all very colorful To help make ends meet, because teacher she married a teacher Right In Columbia.
Speaker 1:How much do Columbia teachers really make? They don't have a very strong union.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:In Columbia.
Speaker 2:But she drives Uber three evenings a week.
Speaker 1:You're still on the Maribel driving Uber. You're strangest I watched.
Speaker 2:I watched and she is like an Uber driver. There's no cars, she's a 15-year-old, but that doesn't mean she's not, in the future, an Uber driver. She reminds me of an Uber driver, very friendly, but she starts making clothing, mostly skirts, with the ornate embroidery.
Speaker 1:Oh nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she does it at home while the kids are in school or or taking naps. That's when she's working on that. So they all eventually do start talking about bruno, but only after he's left the room. Okay, and that's what happens with mirabelle. Nice, you know, I didn't go into the rest of the family. They're all doing well, right, that That'd be a lot. Yeah, that's a big cast. That's a big cast. But there you go.
Speaker 1:Nice. My next is Aurora Mm-hmm. Sleeping Beauty, okay, who I mistook a few weeks ago for Cinderella Okay, I'm not going to let that down in my own mind. No, it was a peaceful kingdom until the kids came along. Now, all she does is royal duties parenting and she naps all the time. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, she's a napper. Prince Philip is now King Philip. Oh, good for him. He spends his days and he's an amazing king. He's a great husband and he's a master at dodging toys and sword fights with children. That's what he does. He has placed sword fights with the kids. We all know that life's real battles are fought after the dragon is slain. They have two girls a girl named Diana, who has Aurora's spirit and adventure, but zero of her patience, okay, and a boy named Maximus, who always has an imaginary battle going on with some great foe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you have a kid named Maximus, that's your life. Yeah, imaginary foes and great battles.
Speaker 1:Right, he could be a good king or a bad king.
Speaker 2:He could, it could go either way, could. Got to keep an eye on Maximus. Yes, that's Sleeping Beauty. Okay, so my next one is Asha. Okay, so my next one is Asha. She ends up marrying Simon, who is her friend who betrayed her in the movie. But by the end of the movie they've made up, they're all square, but eventually they decide that they need to be together. So they get married. They have three kids, all boys. Oh, pretty average boys. They do boy things Right, they just do. They're not part of the story.
Speaker 2:She has steady employment as the wish giver with her magic wand. Yeah, she works. It's a government job, so she's collecting her full 40, but she works about 25 hours a week. Yeah, you know, but that's okay. Elon Musk tried to, you know, say she wasn't necessary. But yeah, she was the wish giver. So you know necessary, Right, Congress?
Speaker 1:didn't let him do that yeah.
Speaker 2:So, to be honest, she's quite good at her job and with her abundant vacation time she's able to take her family on a lot of vacations, oh good. Once a year they go to Disney Paris, so they are actually in Iberia is where this takes place. The movie oh, okay. So, which is Spain? Okay, but yeah, they go to Disney Paris and they take a Disney cruise once a year. Oh good, yeah. A lot of mine are big fans of Disney.
Speaker 1:They go to Florida to go on the Disney cruise.
Speaker 2:No, there's actually a Disney cruise up that does like Norway and Denmark, and up there it's part of the year.
Speaker 1:I think it's that cool. I think we talked about it last week after the podcast. Yeah, there's a trip you can take when they change the ship to a different port for different times of the year.
Speaker 2:Oh really, yeah, yeah, it's like a 15-day cruise. So this one—.
Speaker 1:It's once or twice a year. It's great.
Speaker 2:And I found out about that for the DVC cruise next year is Norway and all those, but anyway, and I think there's one in the Mediterranean?
Speaker 1:Do they have DVC?
Speaker 2:They do not. They do not, okay, no, not as big in Europe as it is here in the US. We like our timeshares here, so they live in a four-bed, two-bath home in the suburbs. You know they're a very middle-class family.
Speaker 1:Right, this is the first time we brought up other than castle living arrangements.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, now Casita, because, king Magnifico, they left the castle to his wife, and I'm forgetting her name at the moment, but they left the castle to her. It's like, no, they're just happy in their average little home in the suburbs.
Speaker 1:It just worked for them. That's perfect, yeah, okay so you have one more. One more Ariel. Ariel is the mother of three. She's still very adventurous. She's an impulsive redhead, as she's always been. She juggles her land and sea families very well. Oh, she has two different families. Oh, yeah, yeah, the land and the sea In-laws live on land, right. They have found a way again don won't.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:To send the kids to school under the sea. Okay, so the kids go to school under the sea, but they live on the land. Do they go with Nemo? I said, don't ask, I couldn't figure anything else out. I wanted to do that though.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh so yeah, it just happens. Yeah, there's things that just happen, we don't know why we don't right? She likes to take swim breaks and just go for a long swim. Yeah, it concerns eric a lot, though, because she's gone too long and he has to go searching for her all the time that means getting out the boat right. Yeah, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 2:She scares all the other people on ships yeah, when she it's not an easy thing taking out a boat. No, and yeah, you start seeing a. Well, eric's been for so long.
Speaker 1:Yeah he takes. That's all he did forever. He loves it, but you know he's getting annoyed with it a little bit.
Speaker 1:She's always gone yeah, he's long swims, it's just too long if she just like go for half the time and be home for the kids and him for once in a while, you know. But she goes in his long swims. It's crazy. But king eric's all about his royal duties, ah yes, and his royal responsibility, his royal responsibility. He's a good, responsible man, right? He spends much of his time teaching the children what it takes to be royalty. He has a best-selling memoir Raising Fishy Kids on Dry Lands, it's called. It's spent months on the top of the list and they're making a movie starring Zendaya and Richard Madden. Richard Madden played Robb Stark in Game of Thrones. Oh, played Robb Stark in Game of Thrones, oh. So Robb Stark and Zendaya star as?
Speaker 2:Okay, I can see that, yeah, yeah, it's a new huge movie coming out, excellent, excellent, okay, so my last one, yeah, raya, okay, so now we're actually, it's our new movie. We finally watched it, right, I watched it, and I wish I'd watched this sooner, because it's a great movie. It is so Raya. Sadly, after the events portrayed in Raya and the Last Dragon, raya had trouble filling that sense of purpose of both guarding the orb and then restoring the world, because she spent years doing that. Well, you know, you take someone's purpose away and don't have something to immediately replace it. Someone can get lost, right, and she did temporarily, but she got lost, okay, she turned to the bottle. Oh, for about three years, I knew you were going somewhere dark, don't?
Speaker 1:it's a disease man, I was tickling because I knew you were going somewhere.
Speaker 2:I didn't know what it was her father hosts an intervention for her, she agrees to go to rehab and comes out, and and she finds her purpose again. So she eventually marries a cousin of Namari from the tribe Fang and they have three kids, two girls and a boy. Okay, her and her husband launch a successful business making and selling dragon-shaped kites all around the world. Oh nice, yeah, so things turn out well, but that's life, true for. Oh nice, yeah, so things turn out well, but that's the that's life. That is true for all of us. Right, we have our moments where we don't do so hot, right, and they may last a little while, but she had her father who was always looking out for her came to her aid Right.
Speaker 1:Happily Ever After comes in different forms. It does.
Speaker 2:But she did find her happily ever after. Right, she did, and that's how it is.
Speaker 1:There's always something that leads up to it. Yes, Could be a dragon trying to kill you. Put you to sleep.
Speaker 2:All kinds of stuff, right, all kinds of stuff Crazy witches.
Speaker 1:Right yeah, or a bottle.
Speaker 2:Or a bottle Right. So there it is Go.
