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Secret Disney Conspiracies with a Secret Cottage
What if everything you thought you knew about Disney was carefully manufactured to hide darker truths? Behind the smiling characters and perfectly crafted attractions lies a web of conspiracies that would make even the most hardened skeptic question reality.
Hidden Mickeys aren't innocent design elements—they're sophisticated psychological triggers strategically placed to manipulate your spending habits and reinforce brand loyalty. That burst of joy when you spot one? It's a programmed response designed to open your wallet and strengthen your devotion to the Mouse. We explore how this elaborate Da Vinci Code-like system works throughout the parks.
Walt Disney's connection to the JFK assassination reveals a shocking truth: his refusal to participate in the plot led to his cancer diagnosis by government agencies. Or perhaps more disturbing—what if Walt never died at all? Evidence suggests he's been revived beneath Walt Disney World, continuing his innovations in AI and holographic technology away from public scrutiny.
The most innocent attractions may serve as gateways to other dimensions. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, when traversed backwards, reportedly opens an interdimensional portal that's the source of both Disney's most delicious snacks and some of its most controversial executives. And those ducks wandering around? Sophisticated surveillance drones collecting your data with SD cards hidden under their left wings.
For the ultra-wealthy, a secret adults-only Disney park exists where world leaders conduct clandestine meetings between rides that never break down. This exclusive paradise, possibly hidden beneath Mount St. Helens, offers experiences beyond imagination for those with the means to access it.
Join us as we pull back the curtain on these and other Disney conspiracies, exposing the magic for what it truly is—a carefully constructed illusion hiding secrets in plain sight. Will you ever see the Happiest Place on Earth the same way again?
Here's who we are and what is in store for you
Hello everyone and welcome to Cheers to Ears, where today we're drinking a secret cottage from the Disneyland Hotel at the Broken Spell Lounge, the new lounge they have there, yes, Is that a villain? Lounge. It's a cool-looking villain lounge. I haven't been inside yet. I wish I had, but it opened after my last stay at Disneyland Hotel.
Speaker 2:Oh see, and I could have gone in there.
Speaker 1:You could have Fail, fail, fail. Well, this drink, it's made with drum, shambo, gunpowder, irish gin, plum liqueur, sweet vermouth, campari and orange peel, and it sold for $21.
Speaker 2:Oh, a little Disney, expensive A little bit, but for a high mid I would say, but for a lounge when you're not in the parks. Yeah.
Speaker 1:And after we tried it, a pleasant drink. I want to drink it in that lounge. Yes, for villains or Halloween. It just felt like that was the time for it. It tastes like a Disneyland villain lounge.
Speaker 2:So we had to make a couple modifications with ours. We did one shot of Aviation Gin, because I happen to have a bottle of that lying around, instead of the Campari. We did a half shot of Aperol, which is basically the same orange liqueur. We didn't use plum liqueur, I bought plum syrup instead and then the orange peel. And am I missing something? Oh, and a little bit of sweet vermouth. A little bit of sweet vermouth, just a dash of that. Right, it's interesting because it hits you when I take a drink, the orange is what hits first, then it's the plum and then there's like a little bit of the alcohol right at the end, but that kind of glides over the whole time.
Speaker 1:Right, you taste. Every single ingredient in it. You can taste, but they blend together well.
Speaker 2:They blend together well, but you pick up those notes at different times.
Speaker 1:Right, it's interesting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, first hit it's that little bit of orange taste to it, then the plum and then just a little bit of the gin and then I think, after that you get more of the plum.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not going to lie, didn't think I'd love this. I didn't think I'd really like it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Per se. I think that plum's not a flavor I tend to gravitate to all the time. No, ooh, I want plum in something I don't really think that Prune flavored. Yeah, this works.
Speaker 2:This works.
Speaker 1:So good.
Speaker 2:Another win by Disney.
Speaker 1:It is.
Speaker 2:Figuring out how to make a drink that you, just you look at it and you go, no, right, no, that's not going to happen, and it does.
Speaker 1:Right not going to happen and it does right.
Speaker 2:We've had a couple where we said, oh, that sounds good and it just wasn't and it wasn't right. And then we've had a couple well, we've had more than a couple that have been like, yeah, that's gonna right suck and it doesn't.
Speaker 1:In fact, one of our very first drinks auto apple still, I was just talking about it to that, just talking about the other day that I'm about ready to taste another auto apple. You are just in a couple weeks, couple weeks, woo-hoo.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I'll order an Ottawa apple.
Speaker 1:You have to my goal when I go. I made a rule.
Speaker 2:You made a rule every time we go back, every time we go, you just share it with somebody.
Speaker 1:And that and the school bread, yeah, you have to have it. I'll get a school bread every. Okay, it should be like a tradition. Leah might share the Ottawa apple. She would.
Speaker 2:I'm going with a bunch of non-drinkers Right. She might go for a sip or two.
Speaker 1:She would, and it's not that big.
Speaker 2:No, actually they're pretty small.
Speaker 1:They're pretty small.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I think they're pretty heavy-handed with the juice on theirs, maybe Because, maybe, because they didn't well, even ours, you didn't pick up a lot of the alcohol.
Speaker 1:No, we do make it better.
Speaker 2:But you're going here in a couple weeks. Yes, and I'm going in a couple months.
Speaker 1:From recording time, it'll be two weeks from today that I'll be at Animal Kingdom. Yeah, because next Saturday we fly to Florida, but we're going to spend a whole week in Florida. First, yeah, and then the very end, we're gonna go to a couple days.
Speaker 2:You'll be a week away.
Speaker 1:Yes, because this week we have another episode dropping and then this right from the time of this recording from the time of this yeah, that's too much math for me to figure out when the episode's coming out I know, you know what I've almost polished well, you have you need to catch up I don't, because it's a whole episode I like to enjoy yeah, but it greases the topic. I tell you, when I first met this guy because his family doesn't really drink that much I didn't think he was. I didn't think you were a drinker at all.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, I just assumed, yeah, right. And then you came over.
Speaker 1:We were talking Disney that night and I said I'm gonna have a beer. Do you want anything to drink? And you said I'll have a beer. Yeah, and that broke the ice that created this episode, this series, this podcast that we could do cocktails. Right, and so now. But now you're finishing your drinks like in two minutes. I think I've been a bad influence on you.
Speaker 2:Maybe I was just a bit thirsty.
Speaker 1:Anyway, today we're talking, we're having a broken cottage.
Speaker 2:And it ties very well in A secret cottage, a secret cottage.
Speaker 1:Yes, did I say broken?
Speaker 2:cottage At the Broken Spell Lounge.
Speaker 1:I broke broken cottage.
Speaker 2:You combined them, but that's okay.
Speaker 1:I knew I messed the drink up somehow. I do every week.
Speaker 2:It's my thing, it's your thing, but we're talking Disney conspiracy theories. We are New ones, Right? Because, hey, I don't know where you land you. The listener on Walt's head is frozen and it doesn't matter, but it's time to move on from that one, Right? These?
Speaker 1:are ones we've only heard about. Yes, they're all real, yes, but only we know about them.
Speaker 2:Only we know about them. Actually, we're trying to start conspiracy theories right here and now, right, so if any of these take off, we'll be expecting our doors kicked down by the FBI.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Watch Mousetrap News for all of these soon.
Speaker 2:Would you like to kick us off?
Speaker 1:with your, I can kick us off.
Speaker 2:We're going to have four conspiracies each Right, so go ahead and kick yours off.
Speaker 1:Okay, my first one's about Hidden Mickeys. Oh okay, hidden Mickeys are a secret code. Oh, so here's the conspiracy theory. Okay, in true Da Vinci Code fashion, disney has secret codes spread around the parks to manipulate your mind, to spend more money and to mind trigger you to reinforce your loyalty. Oh, and the Hidden Mickeys. There's something in them that triggers your mind. Ah, when you're looking for them, and when you spot one, it gives you a mind trigger.
Speaker 2:Because it gives you that focus on that one object.
Speaker 1:Right, and then you're looking for another one. Mind meld you. The hidden Mickeys are secret. Those pesky little so, and so's Every time I run Mickey and Minnie's run away, run away railway. I like disney more but see that that's why there's so many in there they have filled right, see it and it's true that every time I ride that ride, I just want to go to disney more often you get more obsessed with it right and I go out of the store and I buy.
Speaker 2:I buy a chuby that is all the evidence we need, yeah that store is right outside of mickey. I didn't buy it, this one there, but so before that, had you bought a plushie or something for a minor character? No, ever before.
Speaker 1:No, I don't buy that stuff anyway, I buy pens, yeah, and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:I don't buy plushies and yeah, popcorn buckets and uh star wars memorabilia yeah that's well, that's well, that's real stuff. But that's real stuff. But see, this sucked you into where now you're buying. You know, Chuby, You're on the verge of getting some figment.
Speaker 1:Right, I'm telling you, yeah, I'm telling you, this is crazy, it's true, I believe you. All right, thank you, yep.
Speaker 2:I'm your first believer in your conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1:No we just know about them.
Speaker 2:These are all real. These are all real.
Speaker 1:Right, what's your first one?
Speaker 2:My first one. This is a little dark, no way.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't expect anything different from you.
Speaker 2:I'm starting off dark and then mine goes a little more lighthearted. Not really lighthearted, because they're conspiracies, people, they're conspiracies. So Walt Disney he was given cancer by the CIA because he refused to participate in the JFK assassination. It's hidden in the recently released JFK files, page 4. 4,223.
Speaker 1:That is dark.
Speaker 2:So here's the thing he was supposed to travel to Dallas and create a distraction with his presence so the shooter on the grassy knoll could get away. You know what he was doing that day, and he couldn't get out of this. What was he?
Speaker 1:doing that day.
Speaker 2:Because it would have exposed his other plans. Okay, he was flying over central Florida and found the location he wanted for Disney World the day that JFK was shot. He was flying over central Florida and found the location he wanted for Disney World the day that JFK was shot. He couldn't get out of it. So he's like I just I can't, whoa, but you can't say no to the CIA.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I've got comments I can even have on this one. He died three years later. He did.
Speaker 2:He did Facts Right. He was flying over Orlandolando.
Speaker 1:He did the day that jfk died right, he did die also three years later he did die three from cancer right he.
Speaker 2:If he had been in dallas he would have been a distraction. Had he been walking around, people would be like, hey, walt, you're, you're, you're, you're the man. Even with gunfire going off, they would have been like it's walt disney freaking out.
Speaker 1:So what's your thoughts on this? Because I'm gonna reserve judgment until so.
Speaker 2:So ultimately, he was flying over and he picked the, the property that he was going to buy in central florida. So he was punished by never being allowed to see his future project come to its completion. Oh see, yep, that I'm believing it more they take it away from you.
Speaker 1:We need to look more into this.
Speaker 2:By never being allowed to see his future project come to its completion.
Speaker 1:Oh See, yep, I'm believing it more. They take it away from you. We need to look more into this. Yes, we need to, I think so. Right, we need inquiry on this.
Speaker 2:I mean it's like Moses striking the rock he wasn't able to see the promised land Right. It was, he was. You know you take that end away from someone. It's the ultimate punishment, that focus of that goal. All right, I'm just saying there's our second one.
Speaker 1:It's a conspiracy, it is. It's a big one. My next one's about Walt also. Okay, mine is that Walt's body is no longer frozen at all. It isn't, no, he's under Walt Disney World, okay, and he's revived and he's working on all the future products. Oh, he's the reason why artificial intelligence is even out there at all. All this new discoveries in our planet are because of Walt being alive, still Because he's the innovator that he is.
Speaker 2:He isn't. He was the first innovator.
Speaker 1:Right, he's still doing it today Because, notice, just recently all this new stuff's come up.
Speaker 2:Hey, okay, I'm going to throw this out there. Okay, but Steve Jobs, he's an innovator, right? Elon Musk, whatever you think about him, he's an innovator. They both have brown hair. What color hair did Walt have?
Speaker 1:The brown hair theory.
Speaker 2:I think there's some genetic. He had some genetic things going on. Maybe, yeah, now that they revived him.
Speaker 1:But yeah, he's revived. He's working on AI, holograms and other new innovation that will change the world soon. It's coming out soon New stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, the new.
Speaker 1:Disneyland Walt animatronic. Yes, we'll actually throw in some new insights from Walt that he'll actually it'll be his actual voice, actually throw in some new insights from Walt that he'll actually it'll be his actual voice now and you'll hear them. But you won't know that. But it's going to, they're going to have things said in there Just just like words, like phrases. I'm going back to the secret Da Vinci code stuff again.
Speaker 2:Do you have intel on when he was thought out?
Speaker 1:I don't know what. No, no one knows when. He was, exactly when it could have been. It could have been like I mean it was recently, within the past 10 years.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh, okay. So this is why and I'm going to ask Chad GPT, here we go, I'm looking, looking. Okay, 1901. He would be 123 years old.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:If he were still alive.
Speaker 1:But we don't know how that.
Speaker 2:He was 65 when he passed away.
Speaker 1:And we don't know if he starts at 65 again when he's 10 years ago.
Speaker 2:But he's an innovator.
Speaker 1:Right, but we don't know if he starts at 65 or if the refined process in the brain makes it work where he's younger Brain age.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't put it past Walt to come up with some de-aging technology, right it just, I think so so what's next on your list, aaron?
Speaker 1:mr toads wild ride okay so I like this one already now, I mean, I believe this one already now you know how they discovered that if you play certain records backwards, that you can hear these messages.
Speaker 2:They found out and this happened, michael eisner was the one who discovered this, okay that if you ride mr toad's wild ride backwards, it opens an interdimensional portal. Nice, it does I believe it yeah, so the problem is because you know you end in hell and on the right, so, but that, the interdimensional portal, that's it, and it tells you the whole story. Yeah, that's where everything's. That's the portal that you've opened up so what?
Speaker 1:when you go on this portal, what happens?
Speaker 2:well, okay, so nobody really knows, because, michael, there's just been a few of the high up Disney people who've actually gone through this portal. Right, bob Iger, definitely. I think Chapek actually came from the portal. Oh, he did. Yes, pretty sure he came from the hellish demon realm that they found, but it's rumored that they have the best Disney snacks. Oh yeah, so it's a real catch-22. Great snacks, but do you want to release Bob Paycheck?
Speaker 1:Bob Paycheck. I like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I forgot. He just gave up on that.
Speaker 2:That was no, actually I didn't. That was a nickname that the employees gave him. Cast members gave him Bob with it.
Speaker 1:That was no, actually I didn't.
Speaker 2:That was a nickname that the employees gave him. Cast members gave him Bob Paycheck. That's funny, but that's the churros, which actually probably were invented before, but they became great after they discovered the portal.
Speaker 1:So they go on the portal. They can bring back a snack once in a while from the portal. They brought back a couple of when they have a really good one that probably came from the portal.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:So we're going to call them portal snacks when something good comes out.
Speaker 2:And then. But the downside is, bob Chapek comes through the portal too, and entities like him, so there's subtle hints throughout the ride and that's just as you. That's where you end, right? Well when you ride backwards, you Just as you.
Speaker 1:that's where you end, Right.
Speaker 2:Well, when you ride backwards, you suck them in with you. They follow you in because you open that interdimensional portal.
Speaker 1:So does this happen right before the entrance of the ride? Yeah, when you start? Yeah, is that where it?
Speaker 2:is it just goes?
Speaker 1:straight when you turn that corner when the ride starts. It just goes straight into a portal.
Speaker 2:You have to go backwards Right, and the whole process of going backwards opens up that realm, that door.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, yeah, I get it. That makes sense. Uh-huh, Makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, great snacks Right. Horrible demon monsters who overcharge you at Disney.
Speaker 1:There's no way you can disagree with that one. No, that one has to be true.
Speaker 2:That is yeah, it's not a conspiracy, no more.
Speaker 1:No, my next one has to be true also.
Speaker 1:Okay, there's no way, yeah, it is, I believe that this is Disney's secret dark park that they have. Oh, this one's crazy. Okay, there's a secret, adult-only Disney Disney park somewhere in the world. We don't know where it's at. Oh, that has a more complex stories, darker theme rides and it caters only to the ultra wealthy. It's disguised as like a super, ultra wealthy resort. That's what we think of it, as it's one of these places that we can afford to go to. Yeah, like you have to be like a trip, a quadruple.
Speaker 2:It's on an Island somewhere, yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, it's a place we never even imagined to go to Accessible only by submarine.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 1:Right. It also serves as a place for high power meetings and secret international negotiations.
Speaker 2:So like the Bilderberg Group. Right, it's great. Council of Foreign Relations yeah, yeah, it's there Because they want to go on rides.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they want to go on rides too.
Speaker 2:In between their meetings of world domination.
Speaker 1:They're not only dictators and world leaders, they're also Disney adults. Yeah, because why can't they?
Speaker 2:be like Disney too. Why can't they? I believe that I believe the Rothschilds love Disney, Right? Why?
Speaker 1:wouldn't they? The Gettys, the Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders himself With his? And colonel sanders himself with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face? Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken. Does that break any copyright rules that we quoted that much of? So I married I don't know if that breaks the comfort, sorry, um, whoever makes that mgm or whoever makes that movie.
Speaker 2:You're going to be craving it nightly.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:That's my next one. I buy that. Yeah, that just makes total sense.
Speaker 1:It makes total sense there has to be a place they meet. Yeah, they don't just call each other on the phone all the time.
Speaker 2:No, and it would be boring just to meet at a regular old hotel with nothing to do. Right, they want to do something during the day meetings at night, rides during the day and shows.
Speaker 2:I bet that, yeah, they've always had all no shows get canceled there. They just build because they're so rich. They just build another building right, and the rides never break down. Yeah, because they can afford the best technology, right. And you know what, unlike the disney parks where they're filling in tom Sawyer Island, they don't have to. They just build or they dig the pit deeper Right, go underneath.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's levels. I bet it's like 90% underground, probably like a secret volcano. Yeah, could be in a volcano.
Speaker 2:It could be a Mount St Helens, and we don't even know it. I wonder if that's what they found underneath the pyramids.
Speaker 1:I bet that's where it is. We, I bet that's where it is. We could have it right just north of here. We could, we don't know.
Speaker 2:I would think that they'd want to go someplace with less tectonic, maybe Mount.
Speaker 1:St Helens never blew up.
Speaker 2:Oh, maybe that was a cover.
Speaker 1:Maybe it was a cover for their secret lair.
Speaker 2:They destroyed 300,000 acres, 300 million acres or whatever it was For an underground playground.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they were building it during that time.
Speaker 2:It's like we need to get rid of this dirt somehow. Right, let's just blow it out of this mountain. Yeah, that's how they built it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's how they built their place. They blew up Mount St Helens. Yeah, and during the time that no one could go there, they built it.
Speaker 2:They went in Yep.
Speaker 1:Oh, sneaky, and the only, and they had him killed Because he wanted to leave his house. He's a sacrificial lamb.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they just got him with that big gun. It just got deeper, it just got deeper.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see, if there's that many facts, it has to be true.
Speaker 2:It has to be true.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:Okay, your third one.
Speaker 2:So all the ducks, geese and cats in the parks are surveillance drones and they've perfected them. You remember how I would say pre-covid you had those people who were constantly walking up to you. Hey, excuse me, sir, can I, uh, can you give me a couple minutes of your time to take this survey and you would receive them via email? Well, no one ever wanted to take those surveys, right, and nobody ever filled out those emails. So they have to watch you.
Speaker 2:What better way than the ducks, the geese and the cats, right? Yeah, constant surveying. They send them around to collect video and audio recordings, hear what the people are saying, see what the people are doing, and I mean, these things are realistic, absolutely. They're designed to be able to eat some of your French fries at quick service locations like the ducks. Okay, if they walk up, they'll eat your fries if you hand them to them. That's good technology. Yeah, the cats are more long range, they're a little more aloof, but that draws people in and I believe now I don't have evidence for this, but I think there's some sort of, uh, mind reading technology from them. They just need you to stay there for a while. And what do the people do when they see the cats at dca, they stand there and they watch the cats for right like 10, 15 minutes and you're standing in line for a while and they scan your pockets and they download everything on your phone oh yeah I'll get all your information.
Speaker 1:I don't like that part from your facebook the rest of the part I'm good with the rest of the stuff.
Speaker 2:I don't like that so ducks, in particular, used to spy on those at plaza inn because those people are willing to spend a little bit more. Okay, but they still want the convenience of a quick service and they use different animals the, the geese and the ducks and the cats as to not raise suspicion. They might have, you know, some of the other birds might might be as well. I don't know, I don't, I didn't, wasn't able to gather good intel. No, no on that, but we will so. But they are equipped with bluetooth and sd cards that backup that are hidden under their left wing, so bluetooth so that they can send it, or inside the cat's ear. So if you, if you were to pick up a duck and look under its left wing, you would see a little slot for an SD card.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so next time you're there, pick up a duck, pick up a duck, everybody, everybody.
Speaker 1:And look under its left wing, and send us a picture of you with that duck before you get thrown out of the park for the day. Yeah, okay, but totally true, totally true.
Speaker 2:That's so believable too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean we should have came up with stuff that wasn't so believable. These are totally right on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're giving away all the secrets I know.
Speaker 1:The real secrets. I know Maybe we'll come up with a fake episode like this we might, but this one's so real. Yeah, it's crazy. Now my next one, my last one, is kind of with your um, mr toads. Oh, idea kind of goes along the side of that. Okay, um, they're building a network of time travel portals with manipulation technology that allows you to jump to different places in time. They're working on this now. Okay, different places in the past, the future, right. They're hoping to someday add this as a guest experience, like super premier pass Right, to actually travel through time, since you would know it.
Speaker 1:Right, you're doing it now, you just don't know it. They're testing it on you. You could be in Haunted Mansion and you could be in Haunted Mansion 1950 as you're going through, right, they just set it up differently and they've already gone back in time. They've gone back in every time and made their rides in that time in secret places. So you can, by driving Space Mountain, you can be on Space Mountain and you can go through Space Mountain as you're going through. You could be in 1856 all of a sudden, but they already went back in time and created Space Mountain in 1856.
Speaker 2:Wow that you back in time and create a space mountain in 1856. Wow that you would go into. It's very intricate and very detailed. I would want to go back to space mountain in like 1988 when I went. I swear they played like 50s music. Yeah, in space mountain.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you could. You could do that as far as a guest experience yes, in the future experience in the future. This is years away. They're not close to getting. They're not close to this one, yet they're still working on it, but the fact that they're doing this now, we're just their guinea pigs. Yeah, now, during every ride, any ride you're going on, you could be going through different time portals as you're going through it. You know what that one makes me think of.
Speaker 2:I don't know why this popped into my head. So they did this at the last E23, where they had AI Mickey on a screen and you could go meet mickey. I don't know why they don't have a big meet and greet room where you can type in which character you want to meet and you walk up to the screen and you can meet that character and they'll talk to you yeah that just seems like a ride or an experience that's a cool attraction, that that should be already in the parks.
Speaker 2:That sounds like a great experience, especially if you've used chatGPT or anything, it can hold a conversation with you. So I'm just saying yeah. For some reason that made me think of yours.
Speaker 1:That's not a bad idea. Want to?
Speaker 2:see experiences. Yeah, so your last one. Disney movies provide hints to conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I believe that one too.
Speaker 2:They all, All of them Provide some sort of a hint. But I have some of the big ones here. Okay, toy Story and Buzz Lightyear caused children to accept space travel hoaxes like the moon landing. Okay, yeah, that space is real, right? No, there's no space. No, there's no such thing as space?
Speaker 1:No Well, because the Earth is just that flat existence that it is. Why would there be a space?
Speaker 2:The flat horizon and circle of life seen in the. Lion King is a nod to let us know that the Earth is truly flat. See, yeah, disney movies. They're telling us the Earth is flat Right, and there is no space. But they want you to believe that there's space Right, outer space.
Speaker 1:Got it.
Speaker 2:We're not even in outer space yet we're still in inner space. Come on, what movie.
Speaker 1:Inner space is a movie right, it's called Inner Space.
Speaker 2:No, no, that was a line from Armageddon.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen that in years. We're not even in outer space. Yet we're still in inner space. Well, I haven't seen that forever. Okay, next one Lilo and Stitch proves the government is working with extraterrestrials at secret bases around the world Area 51, anyone Right? Lilo and Stitch? Yeah, aliens are real. True. It also lets us know that the men in black are real. The movie Planes show chemtrails, and Frozen is a hint towards government weather manipulation using HAARP, which is a high-frequency active auroral research program.
Speaker 2:It sounds, I mean yeah, that's what it makes sense. They're telling us everything. The incredible syndrome represents the wef and his plan is the new world order. Yeah, it's all right there. Right laid out for us, big hero. Six hints at hidden technologies by elites, including hidden cures by pharmaceutical companies yeah, these are all I mean.
Speaker 1:Mean I get it, yeah, and they keep them at your island.
Speaker 2:That's where they're all at, right At your island. Yeah, or your secret, the secret dark park. Yeah, underneath Mount St Helens. Yeah, not an island Underneath Mount St Helens.
Speaker 1:We don't know, it could be.
Speaker 2:So there's probably more. We just know about one. There's definitely one under Davos, Switzerland. So last one, Princess and the Frog.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Reptilian overlords rule the earth from the shadows, oh.
Speaker 1:I've known that forever. Yes, like Hillary Clinton, is a reptilian overlord, she's definitely a reptilian yeah, oh geez, okay. Yeah, oh, geez, okay. Well, there you go. These are all true ones. Look things up. I mean you probably can't find them on the internet, because Disney's good.
Speaker 2:Disney's good at keeping stuff off the internet. They hide all of this. It's all been scrubbed, but if you listened to our episode now you know.
Speaker 1:Yes, and Mike Myers, please contact us If we broke any copyright rules With using so much of your lyrics. Yes, and we'll erase those from the episode right away. Until then, heed pants mouth.
Speaker 2:Great drink. Great drink, great topic. We educated you all.
Speaker 1:That was fun. Yes, cheers, cheers.
