13 Terrifying What-Ifs At Disney Parks with a Spooky Sangria

A Halloween drink in hand and 13 Disney nightmares on deck—this one leans delightfully spooky. We start with a DIY sangria riff worthy of Disney Springs: Pinot Noir softened by pear liqueur, Cointreau, apple juice, and those gummy eyeballs that stare back. Then we push straight into the chills and chuckles: stuck-ride purgatory with looping music, the sudden dread of being named Rebel Spy right after a Dole Whip, and the slow horror of a limited-edition popcorn bucket rolling into the crowd during fireworks, never to return.

From there, we get bolder. Imagine outdoor-only queues with no shade or fans. Picture an app that nags you to book Lightning Lanes when all you want is to eat. Consider step limits that end your park day at 10,000 and turn zigzag lines into strategic minefields. And yes, we talk food—because nothing shakes a Disney loyalist like messing with snacks. How about fenced eating zones with 15-minute time caps? Or a property-wide pivot to pickle-flavored everything: churros, shakes, beignets, even a briny breakfast wrap. We also mourn the idea of beloved staples disappearing and debate what happens when the only ice cream is divisive. It’s funny until it isn’t.

We keep it human with the small moments that sting: kids correcting your lore with absolute certainty, balloon-photo pileups that halt foot traffic, and the Skyliner pausing midair while strangers share your glass cube. We even let Figment judge our snack choices from the walls and joke about a Jar Jar mover ride that tests patience and canon. Under the laughs is a real point: the magic relies on freedom, variety, and tiny kindnesses that keep the day feeling effortless. Take those away, and the happiest place gets a little haunted.

If you’re here for theme park talk with humor, honesty, and a dash of Halloween, you’re in the right place. Press play, sip something spooky, and tell us your own Disney nightmare. And hey—if you’re enjoying the show, tap follow, share it with a park pal, and leave a quick review so more fans can find us.

Chapters

• 0:00 Spooky Sangria Setup
• 3:14 City Works Mystery And DIY Recipe
• 5:49 Stuck Rides And Creepy Park Moments
• 10:14 New AI Intro Music Experiments
• 13:24 Launching The 13 Disney Nightmares
• 21:09 Snacks, Buckets, And Merch Night Terrors

Transcript

SPEAKER_01: 0:39

Hello and welcome to Cheers to Ears, where today we're sipping on a spooky sangria. And it's made with emundry, Pinot Noir, St. George Spiced Per Liqueur, Cointreau, Apple Juice, Simple Syrup, and an eyeball gummy. It can be found at CityWorks Eatery and Poor House at Disney Springs. And you can get it for the price of nobody knows. Nobody knows. It's not on there. So I would guess around$18 to$19.

SPEAKER_00: 1:03

Probably.

SPEAKER_01: 1:04

Other drinks that coincides with that.

SPEAKER_00: 1:07

Yeah, sometimes sangria can be a little cheaper. But there is zero information. Yeah. No idea. Oh well. So we did Mr. Stack's Pear liqueur. We didn't use a spicy pear liqueur, but we did use Quantrow. So it was the whole bottle of the imagery Pinot Noir. Two ounces of simple syrup. Two ounces of the pear liqueur, Mr. Stack's Pear Liqueur, and one and a half ounces of quant. Give it a little stir with some ice and poured it over a little more ice. And then down floating down at the bottom are the gummy eyeballs. Yes, they are there.

SPEAKER_01: 1:47

I'm gonna have to drink with this new camera setup. Get my drink. I'm gonna have to have like a drinking table or something. Very good. Let's see if it fits there.

SPEAKER_00: 1:57

It does. Alright. It's a softened red wine.

SPEAKER_01: 2:01

Yeah, it's very good. It's mild.

SPEAKER_00: 2:03

I'm usually not a fan of Pinot's. Okay. The only time they pair really well with chocolate. I have found that. Uh-huh. But other than of just drinking the wine, you gotta do something, the Pinot's.

SPEAKER_01: 2:15

We should have tried a little bit of it before we put it in. What this Pinot taste about how it tastes by itself before we did the whole thing because I think the liqueur and the cointreau soften the and the juice soften the taste. That little bite off of it.

SPEAKER_00: 2:31

And the simple syrup and everything. Yeah. I like it though.

SPEAKER_01: 2:34

Yeah. This is good, and it's it's kind of a spooky drink, the spooky sangria. Yeah. And City Works is it's sounds like a good place. I looked at their menu, has lots of good drinks. It's an extensive drink menu. I'm trying to remember where it's at in Disney Springs. I don't even know. I didn't know it was it existed.

SPEAKER_00: 2:51

I didn't either.

SPEAKER_01: 2:52

Yeah. It's not, I mean, we don't spend a lot of time in Disney Springs. Isn't our main hangout? It's a jaunt.

SPEAKER_00: 2:57

But it's I've been there enough times that I have a general idea of where everything's at. And that one just doesn't sound familiar at all.

SPEAKER_01: 3:05

So maybe it doesn't even exist.

SPEAKER_00: 3:08

Maybe not.

SPEAKER_01: 3:09

Yeah, but today we're talking about a spooky topic.

SPEAKER_00: 3:12

A spooky topic. This is our Halloween episode. This is it. As you can tell by our Halloween specific intro music that we just did that you introduced. And you've heard by now, you've heard our other new intro music that we had made with Suno AI. You just type in what kind of lyrics you want.

SPEAKER_01: 3:31

We performed that.

SPEAKER_00: 3:32

And yeah, that was all us.

SPEAKER_01: 3:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 3:35

We suddenly got musical voices. So, anyway, kind of catchy because you can type in different words, like your lyrics if you have lyrics or a topic and a theme of music. So we did a whole bunch. We were singer-songwriter. I did a death metal version of our intro song that I don't think will ever be played. Maybe we should just do an episode of different intro types. But we settled on the swing music. You did a poll. Everyone liked it pretty much. Yeah. I did a poll and we had an outlier that lives in my house.

SPEAKER_01: 4:10

Oh. She wasn't a big fan of it. But she wasn't a big fan of any of them. I think she didn't like it because I wrote the lyrics. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00: 4:17

Anyway, 13 scary things. Things that would terrify us if they happened at the Disney parks. Right. Are all of yours at the Disney parks? Uh yes. Mine are as well.

SPEAKER_01: 4:30

Yes. I thought of different things too that weren't at the Disney parks. And I went away from the easy one. I had a I could have done a whole Small World episode.

SPEAKER_00: 4:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_01: 4:40

But I went away from it. I had a whole Annabelle trilogy. It just exists on its own. It's terrifying. It's just scary. It's just let's just get that out of the way. It's the scariest thing about Disney Parks. It is. It's everything about Small World. Yeah. Getting stuck on Small World is the scariest thing that could happen. Can't you? Put that loop play in for hours.

SPEAKER_00: 4:56

Yeah. Yeah. Because I got stuck at the end of Pirates one time with the parrot. Yow how. Yow how. Yeah. And a half an hour of that'll drive you baddie. So I can't even imagine. Right.

SPEAKER_01: 5:07

When we got stuck on three caballero. Yeah, when we got stuck on three caballeros that time.

SPEAKER_00: 5:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 5:14

And those the animatronics were just moving and not making any sound.

SPEAKER_00: 5:18

Dead quiet.

SPEAKER_01: 5:19

It was like 40 minutes of that.

SPEAKER_00: 5:20

And nobody really even wanted to talk because it was so empty. Yeah. So everybody just spoke in whispers. It was creepy. That was creepy. Just imagine the small world. And they gave us nothing for that, for being stuck on that ride forever. I'm still a little bit. Because usually they give you a little perk here or there when you get stuck on a ride. But nope, not that time. I guess they considered it a privilege to be stuck on three caballeros. So anyway, 13. We went with lucky number 13. 13 of them. Do you want to go first?

SPEAKER_01: 5:51

I'll let you go first. Okay. My first one is accidentally calling a cast member mom.

SPEAKER_00: 5:57

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_01: 5:58

So you're just asking them where the churro card is, but somehow it just slips out. Thanks, Mom. It slips out. Now you have to fake a bathroom emergency and leave the park forever.

SPEAKER_00: 6:06

Yeah, or just you have to avoid that land for the rest of the day. You like this drink. I do, and but there's a lot. It is a heavy pour. It is that we gave you.

SPEAKER_01: 6:15

Yeah, we doubled this one.

SPEAKER_00: 6:16

A full wine glass. There's like eight to ten ounces there. So yeah. So I'm working on that. Get it whittled down. So your number one. My number one. Yep. All future rides will be omni movers only and will last for no longer than four minutes for the total ride. So think Haunted Mansion or Little Mermaid. Okay. That's the only ride style. Yeah. But unlike those rides, four minutes long at max. So you get on whatever for a couple minutes and then off. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01: 6:49

That's tough. My second one is being chosen as the rebel spy on Star Tours.

SPEAKER_00: 6:54

That's terrifying.

SPEAKER_01: 6:55

It's terrifying. No, it's not it's terrifying just because I just had a dole whip and all I want to do is sit down and just digest my dole whip and chill out. But all of a sudden I have the fate of the rebellion on my hands. That's scary. That's a lot of weight on my shoulders. It is. It really is. I don't I wasn't ready for that. Have you ever been picked as well? Yes, one time. I was a solo trip. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00: 7:17

Oh, that's too bad. That's like a tree falling in a forest. Yeah. So I never ride that. You don't. And it's it's not a bad ride. And as long as I get in the back row, I'm fine. It's just I never think about it when we're in the parks. It's just one of those walk-by-I'm never really drawn to it, and I've never been drawn to it by myself. But I remember my cousin got me on there after years of not writing it. And the first time I wrote it at yeah, I was the Rebel spy. Oh, nice. Yeah. And I don't think I got a picture. I didn't get a picture either. They should give you a picture. They should give you a picture. Not fair. All right. You're number two. Number two. All snacks, including beverages, must be consumed in designated eating areas of the park. Standing only tables will be provided, and a maximum time limit of 15 minutes will be allowed in designated areas. So no more walking around with snacks. Including beverages. So like you can't walk around with your iced coffee. You just gotta consume it in one place. You gotta consume it in one place standing.

SPEAKER_01: 8:23

That's not a bad idea for me not eating as much and stuff.

SPEAKER_00: 8:28

It would be for them to keep things clean. Yeah. That would be their motivation, but it would be in that.

SPEAKER_01: 8:34

Yeah, I don't hate that because I would think, oh, I'm not gonna eat right now.

SPEAKER_00: 8:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 8:37

I'm gonna do all my eating at those 50. I'm gonna parse my 15 minutes. 15 minutes to eat. Yeah. I'm gonna figure out what how much I can eat in 15 minutes, eat that 15 minutes and not eat the rest of the day. Yes. So that would save me a lot of money.

unknown: 8:51

I'm gonna go to the water.

SPEAKER_00: 8:51

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_01: 8:52

Walking around beer wouldn't happen.

SPEAKER_00: 8:54

Yeah. I like a good walking around beer. Yeah. Or well, you your churros. No more walking around or walking back to the hotel, churros. Drink around the world? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 9:03

That wouldn't be a thing.

SPEAKER_00: 9:04

You'd have to drink right outside in the little fenced off area.

SPEAKER_01: 9:08

Wow.

SPEAKER_00: 9:08

They wouldn't do it because then they'd have to come up with little fenced off areas. That's crazy. Yeah. Terrifying.

SPEAKER_01: 9:14

That's crazy. No, mine are more in general, not just things to me personally to be terrifying because I'm not going to buy a popcorn bucket.

SPEAKER_02: 9:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 9:21

Okay. But my next one is you're watching a fireworks and you just bought a brand new limited edition Halloween Mickey Glow in the Dark Vampire bucket. You drop it and it goes rolling and you can't ever find it again. And all the people. That would suck. There's no replacements, there's only regrets.

SPEAKER_00: 9:37

Oh, you know what? What? I I actually didn't. I meant to add that as one of mine. Dropping a popcorn bucket? No, no. About merchandise. Oh. That no more limits on merchandise. I was thinking about doing that one. So you know those obnoxious eBay people who come in and buy tons of the merchandise and buy more. Yeah, they could buy it all before you get in there. Wow. Yeah. No, no lines. Yeah. That would be terrifying. But that's not one. I didn't actually remember to put that in there. Bonus one. Bonus one. Based off of yours. So that was That was my number three. My number three. All future Disney clothing will be made of coarse wool only. Oh man. I couldn't buy any. No. I'm highly allergic to wool.

SPEAKER_01: 10:21

It would be, yeah, that would suck. That would suck. And summertime clothes wouldn't exist.

SPEAKER_00: 10:25

Yeah, because you want to wear a itchy spirit gear. Oh man. And coarse wool. We're not talking marino wool. We're talking the nasty stuff from when we were kids. Right. Yeah. Cheap wool.

SPEAKER_01: 10:38

Cheap wool. Right. My next one is you're wearing an all-white, like a suit, like one of those like Florida style white shorts, white shirt. Right. No, nothing underneath, really. Yeah. And the scarier part is we were wearing speedos that day. Just in case you go to the water parks. And then you sit in the front row of Splash Mountain or or a Tian is you get soaked and you gotta walk off the ride. And everybody seems to speedo and you're clinging white with a speed-up.

SPEAKER_00: 11:07

Which is probably better than not wearing any underwear at all. Yeah. That would be true.

SPEAKER_01: 11:11

This is a family show, though, people.

SPEAKER_00: 11:13

This is a family show.

SPEAKER_01: 11:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 11:14

Ugh. Okay, my stomach's turned a little on that one. Okay. So my next one. The only ice cream sold in the parks from here on out will be salt and straw. Oh. Yeah, you don't like salt and straw. No. I finally found one that was okay. For the most part, no. Their ice cream sucks. That's more of a personal one because even if they made just straight vanilla or something like that, it would still be horrible because it's a really weird consistency. It's very grainy.

SPEAKER_01: 11:42

That's more personable to you because they still have long lines. They do a lot of basics. They do. They do. It goes down the way it is on Disney.

SPEAKER_00: 11:50

Basil and black pepper ice cream. Yeah. Those weirdos. So anyway, yeah, that's a personal terror to me.

SPEAKER_01: 11:58

Yeah, so my next one is a kid correcting me on Disney lore. Ooh. Like telling me, like I'm I'm saying that Goofy's not a dog just because I say, right, if I said that. And he's like, no, actually, Goofy's a dog, but not a Pluto kind of dog. Oh. Cool. Thanks, seven-year-old Jeremy. I'll go reevaluate my entire life now.

SPEAKER_00: 12:20

That's right up there with people who send us comments. Uh-huh. Oh, did you hear the like the latest news? Yeah, I heard that four days ago when it was the latest news. Of course we know it. Oh, this would make a great episode for the podcast. Yeah, we did that six months ago. Thanks.

SPEAKER_01: 12:36

Yeah, the only if Fresh Baked said it, we know it.

SPEAKER_00: 12:40

Yes. Or DFB guide.

SPEAKER_01: 12:43

Yeah. If anyone else has ever said it, watch it from Disney World.

SPEAKER_00: 12:46

I am fully my cup is gonna ask about that. Running empty again. Yep, you're watching. Yeah, I'm back to watching multiple Even W DW Fresh Baked, the Walt Disney World version of Fresh Baked. Yeah. Is that good? Yeah. Okay. I because he just has a different take than everybody else. And it's I didn't know there was one, an equivalent at all. Yeah. And he just did the food and wine festival. But he has he's not a foodie, so it's really interesting seeing him do food and wine, but he has some stuff. Boy, I kind of wish I was at food and wine. Yeah. To try a couple of things. You always do when you see it. I figured out what it is that screws up food and wine. The really good food has really long lines, and I'm like, yeah, I don't want to stand in that line. Oh, there's a short line, or just something that sounds interesting there, and it sucks. Yeah. Well, it that's why there's a short line there because it sucks. You just gotta bite the bullet and stand in that long line. Yep. That's all there is to it. Good.

SPEAKER_01: 13:48

Okay. Good one. Number six. You did your number five, right?

SPEAKER_00: 13:52

Number five. You didn't your number five? I'm doing it now. Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 13:54

Your tangent was.

SPEAKER_00: 13:55

All ride queues are moved to outdoor only. Oh, and no shade or fans will be provided. And umbrella use is also banned while in line. That's funny. Yeah. Make you really decide whether or not you want to go on that ride. That's a tough one.

SPEAKER_01: 14:09

Okay. That's a tough one. My next one is watching someone eat a turkey leg at 9 a.m. Right. It gives you a total medieval battlefield vibe. Oh, just gross.

SPEAKER_00: 14:20

Yeah. Just swapping on it. Especially if they pulled it completely out of the wrapper. Oh, yeah. And jump down. Just hold on to the bare meat. Yeah. That bone. Ugh. That's gross. Okay. The next one, this one hits close to home. Okay. The Kringla Bakery Ug Cafe will discontinue the sale of school bread. That's a fear for you. That would be terrible. You would hate that. It'll never happen, but that would be terrifying.

SPEAKER_01: 14:46

No, but it would be terrifying for a bit, but guess what you'd do?

SPEAKER_00: 14:49

I would just go over to find something else. I'd go to France and just get something.

SPEAKER_01: 14:54

It would suck. It would suck. It would suck. But like everything else. It wouldn't stop me from going. Right. Just move on. Yeah. Okay, number seven. Okay, here's something that I think my son and his fiance disagree with. The family matching shirts that say most expensive day ever. I don't like those. Those are scary.

SPEAKER_00: 15:12

Yeah. Oh. Being forced to wear those? Yeah, or even seeing them.

SPEAKER_01: 15:17

Oh.

SPEAKER_00: 15:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 15:18

Yeah. I mean, they're not wrong. No. The shirts are correct. Who wants to watch? Who wants to see that? Right. So I always see it while I'm buying like a like a$22 beverage in line.

SPEAKER_00: 15:29

So my next one, I had you in mind with this one. A water park visit will be required with every Disney World trip. I don't hate a water park. No. But you're not going to go on a to a water park. I don't want to go to a water park. Yeah. I'm going to go to the body.

SPEAKER_01: 15:43

I like a water park better than a pool. Oh, okay. I mean, that's a kind of a thrill ride involved. Yeah, that's true. I mean, a lazy river is even better than just sitting in a pool. This is true. Yeah. I don't hate the water. It's nothing to do with swimming or waters. It's just boring to me.

SPEAKER_00: 15:58

Just to be floating there.

SPEAKER_01: 16:00

Yeah, that's why I would rather go to a Disney park than go to Cancun or look at sand and water.

SPEAKER_00: 16:07

Sit on the beach and read a book. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 16:09

That's just not my vibe. Not your jam. I appreciate those who'd like that.

SPEAKER_00: 16:13

I can do that in the midst of doing a bunch of other stuff. But if it's just that, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 16:19

No, thank you. No, I would go to Disneyland Cancun. Anytime. Yeah. Disneyland Porti Vallante.

SPEAKER_00: 16:26

I wonder if there'll ever be a South American Disney World Park. My guess would be Argentina. I think Argentina. You think so? Because of the crime rate, I think is a little too high in Brazil. Yeah. Yeah. That would be my guess. Probably not even the talks. Yeah. Probably not in Chile for earthquake reasons. Right. Severe earthquakes. Anyway, but probably not in the talks.

SPEAKER_01: 16:52

Okay. Here's a Aaron one. This is for you. This is one of your scariest things. The skyliner's stopping midair.

SPEAKER_00: 17:00

Oh, yeah, that would suck. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 17:02

It's a swinging glass coffin with strangers and no snacks.

SPEAKER_00: 17:06

Yeah. You don't like that. There's bags of water in there. I do that for you. But not anything else. And yeah. But no, I don't want to come to a stop in those things. Right. You don't. You don't like it. I didn't realize that because you do so well on them. I've gotten used to them and usually they just keep going. It's rare that they ever come to a complete stop. But when they do, I just it starts bugging me to just be sitting there. Or if it's windy and it's rocking a little, or it comes to an abrupt stop and you start swinging back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. A little scary. Okay. This one will terrify everybody. Everybody within the sound of my voice, all eight of you. This will terrify you. The return of reservations for all Disney parks. Oh. Yeah. Like you still have to make them for Disneyland and DCA. Yeah. But for all of them. Yeah, people hate that so much.

SPEAKER_01: 18:00

I don't mind. I don't mind it. I don't I mean, I didn't love it last time we went because we would have changed it up.

SPEAKER_00: 18:06

Yeah. We would have changed it up.

SPEAKER_01: 18:10

But whatever. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. Yeah. You decided then you go with it. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay, number nine. We're number nine. Yes. Okay. Walking behind someone who suddenly stops for a balloon photo. Oh. Yeah. I mean, we walked behind that person. Remember we were rushing during the fireworks to rise.

SPEAKER_00: 18:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_01: 18:31

And then you were leading the way. You're my plowing. Yeah, you were my linebacker. I was the running back. Let's make a good yardage. I was fullback. I did a spin move.

unknown: 18:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 18:42

To go in, and I ran right into that lady's back who stopped all of a sudden to take a picture of the fireworks. So same idea. Yeah. But you're just walking along and someone just wants to take a picture with the balloons. Yeah. Just on their own. They do that a lot at Disney World.

SPEAKER_00: 18:54

That's I don't know if that's terrifying or if that's just rage-inducing.

SPEAKER_01: 18:59

Yeah, and that's also a thing you'll be in their photo forever.

SPEAKER_00: 19:02

Yes, this is true.

SPEAKER_01: 19:03

You're going like this.

SPEAKER_00: 19:04

Scowling.

SPEAKER_01: 19:05

Yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_00: 19:06

Why you? Not with your Disney best. Nope. Nope. You're number nine. My number nine. Park goers will be limited to only 10,000 steps or six miles, whichever comes first. Done. 10,000 steps, you're done. Go home. Can you imagine the strategizing you'd have to do to get everything done that you wanted to do with only 10,000 steps? Yeah. Because you really got to do about 25,000 to get stuff done. Right. Your average day is 25,000.

SPEAKER_01: 19:36

Wasn't that what movie was that where they hit that they hit the is that Kill Bill? I've never watched it. Where they hit the guy and he had so many steps he took before he died. I'm thinking it's Kill Bill. I forget which movie it was. It was one of those kind of movies. There was a movie, some kind of kung fu move or whatever type of martial art they did. But that's the same idea. You had to manage your steps so well. Yeah. And would it be on your app with your ticket? Yes. And they would track you. And you have a cast member. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, you gotta go. Yeah, you have three more steps. Like you wouldn't be able to get any more lightning lanes. Yeah, get in this cart right now. Your steps are done.

SPEAKER_00: 20:10

You're done.

SPEAKER_01: 20:11

You gotta have little golf carts they drive around. Stop hauling people out of there. You cannot move anymore. Terrible. Just think of the line was you have to manage your lines too, because if a line zigzagged and was too long.

SPEAKER_00: 20:22

Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_01: 20:22

How many steps does that take?

SPEAKER_00: 20:23

You'd have to sit on the railing and scoot yourself along without moving your feet and hope it didn't count to any of that.

SPEAKER_01: 20:29

Or have someone that doesn't want to be in the park all day.

SPEAKER_00: 20:32

Yeah. Carry you. There you go.

SPEAKER_01: 20:34

Like Chrissy, you have to carry me around.

SPEAKER_00: 20:36

Like maybe rickshaws. Disney rickshaws.

SPEAKER_01: 20:38

Yeah, Chris, you have to Chris, you have to carry me through the line. Thank you, Christy. So you can go back to the hotel. I got I got 5,000 more steps because of getting in line for a ride and realizing you have to go to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_00: 20:53

Yeah, that's not fun. Especially on a solo trip. It's even hard when you go with a group because you don't want to plow your way back through there. I'm not the type to plow my way back through a line. So if I give up, I've given up on the ride.

SPEAKER_01: 21:06

Yeah. I'm gonna go last second, I'm gonna try to hold it the whole time and be miserable. Yeah, I could wait 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_00: 21:12

Yeah, I could do this. Okay, my next one, it's a ride idea. It's terrifying. Okay. Introducing the Jar Jar Banks mover ride. I like this ride.

SPEAKER_01: 21:23

We were gonna bore the crap out of you.

SPEAKER_00: 21:25

I would love, I love Jar Jar. Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 21:29

It would terrify the rest of us. I would have a Jar Jar. He would sit be sitting right next to Chubi. He'd be a good character. He'd be a great ride character. There could be so many hijinks on the ride that happen and it always turns out to the good.

SPEAKER_00: 21:41

It would be once you ride through. Okay, now I'm done. I never have to ride that again.

SPEAKER_01: 21:45

I don't know. I think I would like it.

unknown: 21:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 21:47

It'd be all mayhem. Oh, it would be. Yeah, like it's like Goofy. He's like the goofy of Star Wars. Because everything he does is stupid and messes everything up, but it always turns out good in the end.

SPEAKER_00: 21:58

Yeah. But you know, the fan theory, he's he's a Sith Lord. Yeah, I know. That's a funny. That's a really good story. Anyway, that's a good one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 22:07

I like that. Mine's getting into a line.

SPEAKER_00: 22:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 22:11

There's a big line that's moving fast.

SPEAKER_00: 22:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 22:14

And you just get in it because it has to be something. There's no rope, no signage. Yeah. You don't know if it's for a dough up or space mountain. But you're just getting a ride. It could be a ride or a snack. And you're just in a line. Yeah, you have no idea until you get up to front. Am I ordering a food? Or am I riding Space Mountain? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00: 22:33

And that would be terrifying. That's terrifying. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 22:36

Hmm.

SPEAKER_00: 22:37

So my next one, more pickle flavored and pickle snacks.

SPEAKER_01: 22:44

Oh, I hate this one. Yeah. This one against me too. Man, you really thought about me when you did some of these.

SPEAKER_00: 22:49

Well, uh, actually, what started this one was the pickle milkshake. Yeah. But pickle nachos, pickle soda, pickle beignets, pickle churros. Pickle beignets. Pickle ice cream and shakes, pickle brine, battered fried chicken, pickle Ronto wrap. So no sauce, just a pickle.

SPEAKER_01: 23:07

A pickle. Same Ronto wrap stuff. All the other flavors are the same.

SPEAKER_00: 23:12

Can you imagine the breakfast version? Oh no, I can't. You're making me just like pickle with some peppercorn sauce and an egg and cheese.

SPEAKER_01: 23:19

I'm going to dinner after this. Come on. You're ruining it.

SPEAKER_00: 23:22

Terrifying.

SPEAKER_01: 23:22

I'm terrified. That's maybe the most terrifying one we've come up with. Yeah. This is pretty terrifying too.

SPEAKER_00: 23:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 23:28

Disney telling you and telling you on your phone in a passive aggressive way that you have to book another lightning lane. It's time for another lightning lane right now, it says. And you just want to go eat something, but you feel like you have to go get a lightning lane right then. Yes. Like, oh, what's available? I get another one. I gotta go get it. Oh, it's right now. Yeah. I got Mickey of Minnie's right now. I gotta go and I can't eat yet. And you get all nervous because it's your phone's yelling at you.

SPEAKER_00: 23:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 23:51

It's like, calm down, Mickey. Let me live. I just want to live my life.

SPEAKER_00: 23:55

Yeah, calm down, Mickey. I just want to live my life.

SPEAKER_01: 23:59

Yelling at you on the app. Crazy.

SPEAKER_00: 24:01

It almost is like you can pick one now. Pick one now. But it does it even now. Yeah, you have a light lane available. It's like, I know. You have a lightning lane.

SPEAKER_01: 24:10

Your light lane's coming up. Thanks. Leave me alone. It's ready to go now. You can go to the line now. You have an hour. You have a whole hour to go, but you're going now.

SPEAKER_00: 24:17

Yeah. Yep. So my next one. All perks based on a Disney Socials credit score. So the perks you get are based off of Disney will scan all your social media and you'll develop a social credit score. And if you're low scoring, you get no perks. If you get a really high score, you get all kinds of perks. Yeah, try to be negative about the the DAS system.

SPEAKER_01: 24:44

Yeah. Try to be negative about Das Pass. Negative points. Payback. Payback. Yeah. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_00: 24:50

Terrifying. I like that. For some people. I like that. Yeah. We're always positive on all of ours, but I'd be negative on lots of other topics.

SPEAKER_01: 24:59

Now, if they jumped onto other topics, I would be pretty negative on. Okay, my new one is this is my last one. So what we're doing right now, if you're watching this, is the Mariners are playing right now on the ALCS, and we live in Washington State, so it's very intense. So Aaron's checking the score as we're recording this because they started. It sounds like the Mariners are losing right now, but that doesn't mean anything because they're up to zero, and we will see. Baseball's a great one. Oh well. Yeah. They can throw in a home or they're back in it. Yeah, I know. My next one is he's there watching you. Everything you do. He's judging all your snack choices from the walls. Laughing at your outfit. He knows your last three Disney purchases. Figment is everywhere judging you.

SPEAKER_00: 25:43

The judgment of Figment. He doesn't seem like a judgmental guy, but boy, if he were.

SPEAKER_01: 25:48

He's judgmental. He just masks it with all his happiness.

SPEAKER_00: 25:51

Yes. And all his goofiness. And hijinks. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 25:55

I had to mention Figment because I love the guy.

SPEAKER_00: 25:57

Okay. My last one. Due to risk, all new Disney movies will either be sequels to current IP remakes or live action versions. No more new original movies.

SPEAKER_01: 26:09

You're getting close. You're not far off.

SPEAKER_00: 26:11

I know.

SPEAKER_01: 26:11

You're pretty true with that one. This is live. That's really happening.

SPEAKER_00: 26:15

Because they don't, yeah. They didn't push a Leo. Is that how you say that one? I still haven't watched it. I haven't either. Yeah. And so I heard the live action for Lilo and Stitch wasn't bad. I still haven't watched that either. I've got to watch this. I keep watching in Kanto over and over again. No new movies anymore. It's just remakes of everything.

SPEAKER_01: 26:38

And they're going to start start remaking them in animated form again.

SPEAKER_00: 26:42

Yes.

SPEAKER_01: 26:42

Like redrawing the same exact movie the same exact way. Like redraw Lady in the Tramp.

SPEAKER_00: 26:46

It'll be remakes. Yeah. I just had this flash of them doing a live action of Toy Story. Yeah, that'd be horrible. I actually know a guy who looks a lot like Woody. Like he is a spitting image of Woody. Same body type, everything.

SPEAKER_01: 27:01

Or do or doing a live action of Arista Cats with those, with those, the movie version of cats that was horrible with those costumes.

SPEAKER_00: 27:09

Then there you go. That's spooky. All of our terrifying thoughts on Disney, what they could be doing that would be a good thing.

SPEAKER_01: 27:17

Well, just 13 of them.

SPEAKER_00: 27:18

13 of them. We could have thousands. We could have thousands. All right. And hopefully they'll never do those. But happy Halloween. Happy Halloween, everybody. And we will talk to you next week. Cheers. Message. Live chat.

unknown: 27:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 27:31

We can do that.