Bippidi Boppidi Botox With A Blue Viking

That bright blue cocktail might look like a vacation, but we quickly learn the Blue Viking is more “hold on tight” than “sip and stroll.” We’re taste-testing a DIY version while talking through where it comes from, what’s in it, and whether this is a safe drink to pair with princess vibes. Along the way, we detour into EPCOT’s Norway Pavilion to dig into Akershus Royal Banquet Hall and the appeal of Princess Storybook Dining, including menu standouts like Norwegian meatballs, salmon, and the kind of character dining that makes you immediately want to book the next trip.

Then we take a hard left into pure Disney satire with an oddly detailed thought experiment: what if Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique existed for adults? We rewrite the official “royal transformation” copy for a 35+ crowd, debate who would actually pay for it (Disney adults, bachelorette groups, cosplay-curious travelers, couples), and even place it on the Disneyland map. Of course, any adult makeover concept needs rules, so we add an 18+ boutique policy and a 21+ Mirror Mirror Lounge next door to admire the glow-up under flattering lights.

From there, we build the full product menu: themes like “Gaston But Self-Aware,” package tiers that include hair, makeup, accessories, and bar perks, and a villain era makeover that comes with a cocktail flight. It all crescendos with a ridiculous premium option: a private fairy godmother for the day who “bippity bops” random perks into your park day. If you’re into Disney dining reviews, EPCOT planning, Disneyland hypotheticals, and the messy joy of being a Disney adult, hit play, then subscribe, share the episode, and leave a review. What would your adult boutique theme be?

Transcript

Cold Open And Welcome

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Today we talk bibity poppy boutique for older men and women, and we drink a blue Viking from someplace I can't even pronounce yet. Welcome to Tears Tears.

SPEAKER_00 0:32

Fairy State. We're the queens of every day.

Akershus Menu And Princess Dining

SPEAKER_02 0:37

Okay, we're back. And the name you can pronounce is Royal Banquet Hall. Acker Shoot Royal Banquet Halls in the Norway Pavilion of Epcot. And we've never I've never been there. No. The only place I've got Is it a sit-down? Oh, yeah. I didn't know this place. It's a character.

SPEAKER_03 0:52

It's a character dining? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:53

Princess dining.

SPEAKER_03 0:54

Oh, I want to go.

SPEAKER_02 0:55

That's why it fit with a theme. That's why it fit it. I want to go to there. Oh, really? Yeah, that sounds great. Let's look at their menu and what they serve. So it's breakfast or lunch and dinner.

SPEAKER_03 1:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:05

Holy smokes.

SPEAKER_03 1:06

Let's take a sidebar and talk about this place I don't know about.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

Princess Storybook Dining with bread, cheese, and salad, Norwegian meatballs, mashed potatoes and gravy, seared salmon, carrots with green beans, green cabbage, chicken with apple and fennel preserves, mac and cheese. There you go. And then they have some plant-based.

SPEAKER_03 1:29

That's dinner? That's dinner. I want to go. Next time we go, we're booking this. Are we? I like this one. Okay. I like it. Let's see. Six. I need to do a character dying again. I was I've been thinking about that.

SPEAKER_02 1:41

See, I want to do 1900 Park Fair.

SPEAKER_03 1:43

Yeah, that's what we had booked last time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:44

We didn't do it. We bailed because we had the kids. And you went, we wanted to let them explore a little bit. Yeah. Which was totally fine.

SPEAKER_03 1:52

But from this place, we're having a blue Viking today. We are. We're having a blue Viking. From whatever you call this place. It's let me tell you about it because it gives a description. It just doesn't say the ingredients. It says this blend of Helix 7 vodka, Don Q cristal rum, El Humidor, Humidor. Himidor. Himidore. Blanco Tequila, Ascure Gin, and Bull's Blue Caro Salicor will tame even the mightiest of Norse godthirst. And it's$18.50. Extra on top of whatever you pay for dinner.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Yes. So we mixed, I just did a, I didn't even look up the recipe because I was not going to go heavy on the booze.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

But we yeah, that's impossible.

SPEAKER_02 2:30

Half ounce of vodka, half ounce of rum, half ounce of tequila, and half ounce of gin and one ounce of blue blue carousel. And it is boozy.

SPEAKER_03 2:41

Yeah. Is this a safe drink to drink around princesses?

SPEAKER_02 2:44

This is not I don't know. I think they're all blue. All of their drinks are blue. The northern lights. Because they either have aqua vit liqueur or bowls blue cuocao. Yeah. Yeah, all of them. You're correct. So I think they like the blue icy look. This is boozy. This is not thirst quenching at all.

SPEAKER_03 3:05

No, this isn't like what we had last episode that we recorded today. This is I would say it's not horrible, but it's not good. No, it needs like a shot of whiskey. Some cola to finish out. Oh, you're I was adding more liquor. I was just thinking of other liquor.

SPEAKER_02 3:21

You know what it needs?

SPEAKER_03 3:23

What would make it better? I wonder if you put some Sprite in it. It would make it taste different. Yeah. But according to what we said last week, what if we put apple juice in it? Apple juice? We like apple juice in a drink.

SPEAKER_02 3:36

Yeah, I kind of wonder if Sprite would make it more drinkable. More drinkable. This is a very much a sipping drink.

SPEAKER_03 3:42

I mean, it's drinkable for someone like us that can handle this kind of stuff, but but this is boozy.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

I don't think I would. There's other ones that I might try here, but none of them look very good. I might go with one of the beers if I went there.

The Adult Makeover Pitch

SPEAKER_03 3:58

Yeah, what kind of beers that have been? Ooh, a vanilla porter? Oh, yeah. I like to. They have a big, they have a huge beer and hard cider list for a Disney restaurant, really. Norwegian farmhouse wine list. White ale. We're both looking at their menus now. Yeah, I'm gonna look this place up and we need to go to Epcot and do this because as of you will know, you will know if you listen to this episode now, there's a huge Disney deal going on at the time that you listen to this. So it's a great deal for stuff. But today we're talking about so what I said was we're talking about bibbity bobbity boutique for adults. For adults. Like elderly men and women, you put down. And I put I didn't mean elderly. Mine was more middle-aged. Middle-aged, yes. Mine is for just over 21 plus. So I'm going to let me go to Okay. You look what up what you're looking up, and I will explain this how I did it. I'll explain how I did it. Okay. I put who would go there, like who it's for.

SPEAKER_02 4:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:59

And then what would they do when they're there? Okay. And then where it was at, which I can even start with where I put the put it, right? Because you replaced Bibby Bobby Boutique. I just have it right next door. It's the same thing. Mine's close. Okay. But and then I added a lounge. Okay. And then I have a price list of what you can pick when you're there.

unknown 5:21

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 5:22

Like a list of packages. I just replaced their packages. Okay. So basically I took what was on the app and I redid it. As if some 35 to 62-year-olds. So that's good. Let me read what it says here. Behold a royal transformation as children become elegant princesses and shining knights right before your eyes. Where fairy tales come true. With the wave of a wand, Bibity Bobbity Boutique offers magical makeovers for royalty and training ages 3 to 12. Our fairy godmother's apprentices will pamper and prim your child until they look storybook stunning. Bibity Bobbity Boutique packages offer theme costumes, plus styling and accessories that will have children ready for a royal ball or daring adventure. With a sensational new look and a dash of imagination, it's an experience they'll remember happily ever after. Costumes range from size 3 to 14, with select styles available in extended sizes ranging from 5-6P to 1618P. All styles and sizes are subject to availability. And I didn't add there's a special visitor, so fairy godmother or some princesses could stop by, but I didn't change that at all.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

So you just went with that and changed it.

SPEAKER_02 6:43

And I rewrote that. What I just read, I rewrote for our target demographic. Would you like me to read that? Sure. So Bibity Bobbity Boutique for middle-aged women and men. Behold a royal transformation as adults become saggy princesses and folding knights right before your eyes. Nice. Where fairy tales come true or become nightmares. With a wave of a wand, Bibity Bobbity Bobbity Boutique offers magical makeovers for royalty approaching retirement ages 35 to 62. Our fairy godmother's apprentices will pamper and prim your middle-aged adult until they look stunning or at least somewhat passable. Bibity Bobbity Boutique packages offer theme costumes, plus styling and accessories that will have adults ready for a royal bar, royal ball, or daring adventure, or maybe a Disney adult singles mixer. With a sensational new look and a dash of imagination, it's an experience you'll remember happily ever after. Costumes range from medium to XL with select styles available in extended sizes, ranging from 2XL to 4XL. All styles and sizes are subject to availability. And then I had packages. Okay. So, which is what they have here. So in the app, if you look at it, there's the fairy tale package, which is$119.99, the Kingdom package, which is$229.99, and both of those are for the girls, the princesses. And then there's the adventure package, which is$59.99. And this is for stereotypically for boys, because it's what comes with it. Yeah. So anyway, why don't you kick us off and start talking about how you approach this and meah?

Parody Copy And Target Guests

SPEAKER_03 8:27

Yeah, so I approached it in a little different way than you. Okay. So I approached it by who would even go here. Okay. So here's I have five different types of people that would like to go to a biddy bobby boutique for adults.

SPEAKER_02 8:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:40

My first one is Disney adults who take ears for every outfit seriously. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They've already spent$400 on coordinated castle core outfits and would absolutely drop another hundred for some authentic fairy dust shimmer. Okay. Okay. And then I have a bachelor party. Bachelorette party. Okay. Bachelorette party with matching tanks that say drinks before dreams. I was going to say Bachelorette. Bachelorette, not Bachelor. Yeah. I don't think there'd be a bachelor party. No. That wouldn't be a very good. That's not your demographic. That's not what you're shooting for. No. They want the princess look, but with mimosas. But with mimosas. Why do they why? Because because they already outgrew, they already outgrew Vegas, but not Cinderella. Because who grew? I mean, really. No, who does? Really? I know. Really. That makes a lot of sense. The third one is tired parents reclaiming their childhood while their kids take a nap. Oh. Okay. They're all glittered up. They take selfies and whisper, mommy's having her transformation moment.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

Yeah.

Themes, Locations, And Who Goes

SPEAKER_03 9:42

And the cosplay curious and the convention goers. Okay. They're going to go there. Yeah. That's it. That's probably the number one. Number one, yeah. Right. Perfect for the people who want to be kind of like Elsa. Uh-huh. Or at a D23 expo, but not commit to hauling to hauling a full gown gown around. Like just get the gown there. Yeah. They don't have to take it with them. They gotta take it home. Yeah. And then the romantic couple. Oh. So I have a couple's package also. Oh. When we get to that, right? For the his and her fairy tale look. Think him in a princely crown, her with a tiara, and both slightly tipsy. Okay. Okay, those are my people that would go. Now you mentioned that yours is in a different location. So my location, so picture I I took the Zid Disneyland app. I tried to look at the map online, but I found the Disneyland app works way better for zooming in and finding spots. So just to the left of the castle. Okay. So just to the left of the castle, there's some paths there that kind of go to nowhere. They dead end. Okay. There's a little forest area. Are you looking at the code? Yeah, yeah. You see that little area? I think it's behind. There's a ride. It's right behind. Is it sleeping beauty? Oh no, that's it's a ride. There's a ride right there.

SPEAKER_02 10:56

Mickey's Philhar Magic is right there. So it's right behind the ride.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

Radio. Yeah. And it's there's a turret outside. Okay. When you walk in, and it said it says 18 plus only magic with responsibility. Okay. 18 or 21? Well, it says 18 plus. Oh, okay. I don't know. I put 18 plus. I meant 21. I don't know why I put 18. But uh it's called the mirror mirror lounge next to it for 21 plus. That's your 21 plus spot. I mean, you can go into 18 plus, you can go into biggity bobby. Yeah, Bobby Boutique, but the mirror mirror lounge is for 21 mil. Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely. And where guests can cool down under soft lights and admire themselves. Lots of mirrors. Lots of mirrors. So that's my location. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:40

What else you got? So mine are just packages. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 11:44

Give us your package.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

And I'm gonna start off. I'll just talk about the fairy tale package. So this is your basic, kind of a Disney bounding package. This isn't going full princess. Yeah. So because it comes with a shirt, and it so it's a but it's shirts of princesses that you'd more likely see in some sort of a shirt blouse type of top. Mirabelle, Meredith, Snow White, even though she's got the skirt, but like the blouse and jasmine, although she's got the little crop top, something like that. But those would be the characters that you would find for that.

SPEAKER_03 12:20

What about for guys? Do you have a Prince Charming or the adventure?

SPEAKER_02 12:23

Okay, okay, so we'll get to that one. Sash and a cinch bag, and the sash is like just that particular princess, that name, or their catchphrase. You know, whatever if they have a catchphrase. Oh, you can have a loungefly exclusive.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

Oh, we could or the package. You have if you have to get the package and pick that princess, then you have the opportunity to buy their lounge fly. To buy their lounge fly. Whoa.

SPEAKER_02 12:51

So of course they're gonna do your makeup and nail polish, and they're going to do your hair. Uh-huh. But there are certain because it's all middle-aged, they don't really do your hair. There's only four styles to pick from, and they aren't really the Disney princess hairstyles. You have the Rachel, which is very common with the our generation, I would say. Uh-huh. Maybe not so much anymore, but that's what they offer.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

Right.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

The HOA Karen. Okay. The one I call the long curly. So it's women who have long hair that like they put it in curlers and then just leave. And so it's got that really the curling iron look to it. Yeah. The long curly. Real sharp curve. Like they could almost cut you when they put the hairspray in. One of those deals. Or the mom.

SPEAKER_03 13:39

The mom look.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

The mom. Which is shoulder length, long hair, bangs. Yeah. The mom cut. Right. Yeah. Love it. You get to be a princess, but those are the hairstyles you gotta go with. Love it. Yeah. So that's my fairy tale package, my entry level package that you would receive.

SPEAKER_03 13:58

Okay.

unknown 13:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:58

Oh, so I talk about my package. You don't have a price.

SPEAKER_02 14:00

Yeah, go ahead and tell us about a package.

SPEAKER_03 14:02

So I have I'll tell you my packages after we're that's the last thing I'll do is tell you the the four or four or five things I have with prices. Okay. But here is there's I also have themes. Okay. So you pick a theme and then you pick the package. Oh. That's very complicated. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 14:20

Well the experience.

Packages, Haircuts, And Props

SPEAKER_03 14:21

Right. That's what they're paying for. So my themes are maleficent but working through it in therapy. Oh. That's a theme. Nice. I like it. Prince Charming After Dark. Okay. 18 plus. Yep, 21 plus two. Main Street mama. I pictured someone walking down Main Street like they're like they're the bomb. Yeah. Right? Like a Corilla de Ville walk.

SPEAKER_02 14:46

Like I own this joint. They're the bomb, but really they're a firecracker. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:50

Yeah, like that. That's Main Street Mama. Yeah. Main Street. So this is your inspiration, and then you pick your package. Okay. Okay. Gaston but self-aware. Oh. I'm like same as that's a Main Street mama sidekick. Yeah. Same thing. But for me. For a minute. Right.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

It's the male version.

SPEAKER_03 15:06

And Cinderella went corporate. Pantsuits? Yeah, you can do a pant suit. Oh, yeah. Like something I don't know. I don't know how many people that listen know the Dick Van Dyke show, but something like what Laura Petrie wore. Yeah. Light, like blue pantsuit. Light blue pants suit. Yeah. That'd be yeah. Very airy. Those are my those are my inspirations you get you didn't get at this place. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

So why don't you move on? Like that. I like that theme. Yeah. So say you want to kick it up a notch. You got the you gotta go for the kingdom package. Okay. A little bit more. Now, this is where you get an actual gown. Oh. Like an Aurora, Belle, Rapunzel, Cinderella. One of the princesses that actually have a gown. And like a real gown. Merida wears a dress through a lot of hers, but it's not a gown. So that's why I have hers part of the fairy tale package. So this is a gown. You get to actually wear a gown. But the you can't walk around the park in a gown. You don't get to, and you gotta get kicked out.

SPEAKER_03 16:06

That's what I was gonna ask. If because of this new situation, yeah. Or it's gonna be adults. Is there a waiver? It might be. Well, maybe that's you have a bracelet.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

Or it says or you have to have something that distinct. I think it's the haircut that would distinguish. Or the fact that if you're if you're buying the 3XL of the dress, I because I don't think Disney hires the chonkers for a print. How heavy is this drink? So of course you get the makeup and nail polish, but here's where things get exciting. Okay. It's the accessories. Right. You get a tiara and a glass of Chardonnay. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 16:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:47

Because what doesn't say middle-aged princess more than a glass of Chardonnay and a tiara? Uh-huh. So you get a sparkly yoga mat, because they all do yoga. And you get an official, very court-looking, extravagantly written out divorce papers to carry around with you. So, you know, going for that middle-aged, yeah, confident mama. And it's still the same choice of hairstyles, though. Right. Rachel, H O A Karen, the long curly, or the mom. Okay. Which, if you actually know what the name of that hairstyle is with the long, sharp curls. The mom's cut. No, that's the I call the long curly. Right. Is just the long curly. The shoulder length hair.

SPEAKER_03 17:34

Yeah, tell us.

SPEAKER_02 17:35

Yeah, tell us. We need to know. Leave a comment. How many more packages do you have? I have just one more. Just one more. Yeah. So when you're going to go.

SPEAKER_03 17:42

So I'll go through these, yeah, and then you go through your last one. This works out perfect. Sounds good to me. Do this. Two whole different ways, and we're just going back and forth and working it out perfect. This should have been. Bouncing off each other. This shouldn't happen like that. So here's my package, it's with prices. Okay. This is what you have to choose, right? I have the fairy dust basic package. Right? Which is just no clothing comes with this package.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 18:05

It's just sparkle hair, gloss, tiara, and you're worth an affirmation at the end. From a princess.

SPEAKER_02 18:12

I messed mine up. The sash.

SPEAKER_03 18:14

Right. I forgot the sash and the cinch sack. Yeah. I interrupted the lounge fly. I'm sorry. That was my fault.

SPEAKER_02 18:21

They the sash says live, laugh, love.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

Oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:26

Yeah. The sash and the cinch sack. Both say live, laugh, love. Love it. Everything is just live, laugh, love. Everything.

SPEAKER_03 18:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:33

Because that's that is your middle-aged princess right there. Live, laugh, love.

SPEAKER_03 18:37

So my fairy dust basic package is$89. Yeah. That's what you get for that. Okay. My next package is the Prince or Princess Deluxe. Ooh. That's a good one. That's a good one. Full hairstyling, makeup, no cost, no costume or dress or anything, but the accessories. Uh-huh. All the accessories come with it. Yeah. And one beverage of your choice from the bar. Oh, there you go. That's$249. The mirror mirror lounge? The mirror mirror lounge. Okay. Right next door.

SPEAKER_02 19:04

Nice.

SPEAKER_03 19:05

Pop in there. The Royal Couple package. Okay. This is a good one. Oh. This is for couples. It's two transformations.

SPEAKER_02 19:12

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 19:13

Two of either the Prince or Princess Deluxe or the Fairy Desk Basic. You can pick either one. Either one. Okay. Okay. And then it comes with a photo shoot in a pumpkin carriage. Oh. After you're after you're all you have to bring your own clothes. Yeah. You'd have to. But that because that's$4.99. Okay. But we're not done. Okay. We've got to get more. We gotta do more. The villain era experience. Okay. Because with villains lag coming, you have to add villains into more things.

SPEAKER_02 19:40

Yeah, you do.

SPEAKER_03 19:41

The villains need to be villain representation is key.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 19:45

They've been down for too long.

SPEAKER_02 19:47

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 19:47

They've been silenced. Yeah. The Disney community. We need to bring them up and not just a Halloween show. Yeah. It seemed to be Halloween party. Now I get to see Cruel and all this stuff. So this is a dark glam makeover and a themed cocktail flight. That's$349. Okay. For the full makeup. The full discussion with your makeup stylists. These are all professionals. They're very good at the development.

SPEAKER_02 20:14

Fairy Godmother apprentices. Yeah. They know what they're doing. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:17

And here is the Wish Upana bonus paycheck platinum package.

unknown 20:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:22

This has a private fairy godmother for the day. Ooh. Okay. An outfit rental. So you pick their full-on. Like full-on Gucci style outfits. Like great outfit. You're wearing. Good quality. You're wearing quality, right? Yeah. Professional photos and a commemorative wand. You have to get this package to get it. So just as I was saying about buying the lounge fly, yeah. It's huge. If you do something like that at Disney, you know how popular that would be? I'm going to get this package just so I can get this lounge fly.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:54

And pay$80 extra dollars for the lounge fly that I bought I spent$250 on this package for. Yeah. And that that the cost of that package, the wish up on a bonus paycheck platinum, is a thousand dollars. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 21:06

And fairy godmother, does she hang out with you? She hangs with you all day. All day.

SPEAKER_03 21:09

Yeah, she bibbity bobbity boops you like crazy.

SPEAKER_02 21:12

See, that's better. That's cheaper than a VIP tour. Getting yourself a plaid.

SPEAKER_03 21:17

But it's only one person. You can't have other people with you.

SPEAKER_02 21:19

No, you can't.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

She can't bibbity bop anybody.

SPEAKER_02 21:21

She's just walking around bibbity boping.

SPEAKER_03 21:22

She'll bibity bop you right to the front of that line. She can. She can. If she wants to. It's up to it's up to that's very godmother discretion. Yes. Whatever she wants to do. How she rolls. She can roll however she wants. Yeah. She can bippity bop you a churro. I like that. Just like that.

SPEAKER_02 21:38

Like or some beignets or ice cream. Whatever.

SPEAKER_03 21:41

It's not like a three wish thing. It's not like you're rubbing a lamp.

SPEAKER_02 21:43

No.

SPEAKER_03 21:44

You don't you don't ask for it. She just does it. She just does it. You don't get to ask. Because she likes you. You can't re there's no bippity boppity requests. No. No, she just randomly bippity bops you all day. Yeah. Just random. Yeah, you can get a random. Yeah, bippity bop.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

I like that.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

Yeah. Yeah. Bibbity Bop mimosa.

SPEAKER_01 22:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:01

No one else gets to drink while walking down Main Street Disneyland, but you can. Bibity bobbity corn dog. Corn dog. You never know you're gonna get. I hate I'm vegetarian. I didn't ask you that. I just bibity bopy to you it. Bibity bobbity spirit jersey. See, I love this.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

It's just any random.

SPEAKER_03 22:19

Random anything.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

It could be sometimes it's all day long. You go home with suitcases full of stuff.

SPEAKER_02 22:25

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:25

Yeah, you could be bippity bopped once, though.

SPEAKER_02 22:27

You could, yep. It's a crapshoot. It's a crapshoot. I liked it. Okay. Was that your last package?

SPEAKER_03 22:33

That was it.

SPEAKER_02 22:33

Okay. So my last package.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

How can you beat that? I can't. I can't up. I can't up it.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

I can't. No.

SPEAKER_03 22:39

Oh, you can beat it, but I can't beat it with mine.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

Mine is just the adventure package, which is what I did exactly what's what is offered to the kiddos. So this, instead of just a hero, it also includes villains.

SPEAKER_03 22:53

Good. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 22:54

Yeah, you have to include villains. It's a knight or a villain shirt. So you can pick from Flynn Ryder, Prince Charming, Christoph, Hercules. Oh. Or like Gaston or Jafar. Oh. So for Christoph or Jafar, if you go with those, you get the little hats.

SPEAKER_03 23:13

Could you do is it just Disney or is it include Marvel? Like, is there a low-key vert low-key idea? We you could. You could, okay. Like these are just some ideas. Right. That's like a seasonal thing, too. Spitballing. Seasonal, like Christmas time.

SPEAKER_02 23:27

So you get a mighty sword and shield or a villain item. Whatever, whatever's related to their villainy. Gas on. You might get some balloons to stuff in your shirt so it looks like you got some big muscles. I don't know. I don't know. Spitballing. Spitballing here. So the hairstyling. So the Jean-Luc Picard. Oh, good. Yeah. Yeah. Granted, okay, that's Star Trek, and we're in Star Wars universe of Disney. But just everybody who's listening who knows what a Jean-Luc Picard hairstyle would be. And that's if you were like going for Jafar. Or Christoph, maybe and you wanted you were going to wear the hat. Camaro hair, which is the technically Camaro hair is parted down the middle and feathered.

SPEAKER_03 24:15

Okay. Brushed back. Alright, alright, alright.

SPEAKER_02 24:18

Yeah, alright, alright, alright. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:21

That kind of hair.

SPEAKER_02 24:22

The Camaro hair from the 80s. But very Flynn rider, Prince Charming. It's Camaro hair. So if you're a curly haired gent. So is it Camaro hair? It's called Camaro hair. The Hercules for our curly haired friends. Oh, I like it, yeah. Yeah. Because you're not gonna, if you have curly hair, you're not gonna go with the Camaro or the Jean-Luc part. It just isn't. There's also the Gaston slash Gavin Newsom.

unknown 24:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

So it's either Gaston where it's parted or Gavin Newsom where it's all slick straight back. Yeah. But it's big puffy helmet hair.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

Right.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

Yeah. Lots of stuff in it. So those are my hairstyles that are offered. That is the adventure package for the guys if they wanted to have a little fun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:06

Yeah. Yeah. These are good ideas.

SPEAKER_02 25:08

They are.

Reality Check And Closing CTA

SPEAKER_03 25:09

That will never be used. No, these are even close. Out of all the things we've done, this is not even close to anything that would ever be in a park. And for good reason, and I don't think we would enjoy Disneyland as much if this was in the park.

SPEAKER_02 25:23

Yeah, if you saw one of these women walking around who'd been to Bibity Bobbity Boutique for middle-aged women, or even guys, it'd be a little creepy. Yeah, I wouldn't want to see a Main Street mama. I didn't realize that they did Bibity Bobbity Boutique for boys.

SPEAKER_03 25:38

Oh, okay. They do.

SPEAKER_02 25:39

Uh-huh. But you can tell if it's only$59.99, they're not making a big deal of it because they're not making any money off of it.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

No, because that's not why boys go to Disney usually. No. But if I had a son now, I didn't even know about it when Eli was little, because they probably did it when my son was small. Didn't even think about it because he would have looked like an awesome prince walking around the pool. Oh, I think so. It would have been great.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

I think so. He's got that princely qualities with the hair and everything. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I could see him in some Renaissance fair clothing.

SPEAKER_03 26:11

You should, they did him and his fiancé Addie did Flynn Ryder. Oh, really? Rapunzel? Yeah, was it Halloween? He was a great Flynn Ryder. Not that Addie would look bad at all. Addie was great. Yeah. But Eli Flynn Ryder, we had a he had a bag. Nice. Yeah, it was good. I'll find a picture and show you later. Yeah. That's our when we finished these drinks almost. I did. I've got 17 17 shots of liquor.

SPEAKER_02 26:35

I would say mine have a kind of a licorice taste towards the end, the last couple of drinks.

SPEAKER_03 26:39

Yeah. They all meld when the liquor's melded together better.

unknown 26:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:43

So anyway, we're gonna go, we're gonna go sit down for a while after that drink, and you're not going home yet.

SPEAKER_02 26:50

No, it's gonna be a while. Might have to put on Zootopia 2, which dropped today. So anyway, if you could like, subscribe, follow, heart, whatever your platform asks, we would really appreciate that. Send us an email. Cheers, the number two ears, the number one at outlook.com if you have an idea. Leave a comment, that'd be great. Anyway, till next week. Cheers. Cheers.