Disney After Hours Gone Wrong With A Yak Attack

What’s the fastest way to ruin a Disneyland after-hours event? Charge extra, cut the perks, make everything random, then blast “It’s a Small World” across the entire park on an endless loop. That’s the energy we bring today as we build a list of the worst possible Disney after-hours party themes, all while sipping a Yak Attack inspired cocktail that tastes like mango and mixed berries with just enough rum to remind you you’re on vacation.

We start with the drink: our at-home take on the Yak Attack from Yak and Yeti at Disney’s Animal Kingdom. Since we’re not making it a slushy, we go on the rocks with a simple build (rum, mango daiquiri mix, mixed berry juice) and talk through why it works as a thick, fruity Disney cocktail for anyone who wants something sweet that isn’t alcohol-forward.

Then we get irresponsible with our “bad ideas” brainstorming. We pitch nap-only nights, deep-cut 60s and 70s Disney live-action nostalgia parties, unlimited Dole Whip with no rides, and a ride music mix-up that turns Pirates into elevator music. We also take aim at modern theme park pain points: a Lightning Lane remix night where the app controls your fate, limited-edition merchandise drops with unknown prices and quantities, fireworks that might happen eventually, and surprise upcharges for everything from walking through the castle to sitting down.

If you like Disneyland humor, Disney parks satire, and real talk about what makes after-hours events feel worth it, you’ll have plenty to argue about with us. Subscribe, share the show with a Disney friend, and leave a review, then tell us in the comments: which “worst night” would break you first?

Transcript

Intro And Podcast Upgrades

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Today, we're talking about the worst ideas for an after hours night at Disney while sipping on a yak attack. Welcome to Tears to Ears. We're gonna click our drinks.

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We're gonna toast. We're gonna toast and get our chairs to ears. Cheers to Okay.

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Hello. We are back. Hello, Cheers to Ears family. So I've got an Oh you've probab people probably be probably been wondering about what's going on with the music. I paid for Suno. And so we are doing every episode. I'm just gonna create a new song for every episode intro song. Cheers to ears about our topic.

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Yeah, if we come up with funny ones, we still gotta utilize our main theme song because it's an earworm. So that'd be on there. So on the video, I don't maybe we can add it to the end, like the video version we've been trying to approach. Okay, we could. Like at the very end, I just do the cheers to ears thing at the very end. Oh yeah, we could do that. Maybe. I don't know. Something. We'll work on it. We're evolving here.

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We're evolving.

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This is crazy. We're going, we're almost done with our second year.

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Yep. Only 10 more episodes.

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Yeah, this we're so we we need to step it up and evolve just a little bit more every year. I think so. And do something different. That's why we're trying to get on YouTube. So far, we've I've proven because I'm it's my baby I'm taking on. I've proven not too great with it.

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And that's the problem, is you gotta be consistent with this stuff.

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And I'm just trying to learn as I go along. And so that we posted, I think, three videos. I haven't really I promoted the first one on our Facebook page, and that's something else we're not great at either. Promoting ourselves. We're we should be self-promoters right here. Just look at us. Come on.

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I did for Bibity Bobity Boutique a piece of our song. I released that as a soundbite. And it had a lot of views. Oh, did it?

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I think so. Okay, that's good. I mean, in the first couple hours, I think we have a we're a log on to Facebook or Instagram and they see it and they listen to it. But no, but it doesn't have traction.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

Yeah.

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Because that first hour, I think, have the traction of a of an influencer.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

So let's talk about this drink.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

Yes. So it's from Yak and Yetis.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

At Animal Kingdom. And it's the Yak Attack.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

It's the Yak Attack.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Right. It's made with mango daiquari, donkey, cristal rum, and wild berry flavors. And that's how it's made there. It's a slushy drink there. I think. It is. It looked like it. Everywhere every everything I looked at. Oh, the pictures? Okay. Yeah, everything I looked, it's a slushy type drink. We did not have the means to make a slushy. Yeah, for certain happenstances. So it's on the rocks. Thank you, Christy. That was a sarcastic one.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

So it's on the rocks. How do we make it, Aaron? We did two ounces of Costco rum. We did four ounces of daiquiry, mango daiquiri mix, and two ounces of Boathouse mixed berry, which is like one of those Odwala fancy schmancy juice drinks. From your local produce section. Yeah, smoothie juice drinks. So not bad. I've been wanting a fruity drink. Right.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

There's fruity in it. It's very thick. That's why I think it would be a good slushy drink.

SPEAKER_00 3:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Because it's really thick. Very thick. That's why we have a straw. We usually don't use straws. Here we go today.

SPEAKER_00 3:24

I'm catching a hint of the alcohol. Not real strong.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

It's very berry.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

Yes. It's I'm picking up a lot of the mango too. But I just wanted something fruity because we've been doing real cock regular cocktails. Right. Up till now. Not fruity drinks. But we're the weather's changing. Time for some fruity cocktails.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

And if I forgot to mention, it is$14.

SPEAKER_00 3:48

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

As are all the drinks on the drink menu that I'm looking at right now. Yes. They're straight up, their specialty drinks are$14 across the board at Yak and Yeti.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

And we did have a what a pink Himalayan a couple weeks ago. I don't know if that was pretty good. Yeah, the pineapple blossom looks good here. And we have had the big bamboo. We had that quite a while ago. And I seem to recall that being fairly decent.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

Good drink. Yeah. Good drink.

SPEAKER_00 4:17

It's not going to be top tier. No, but this is one you're not going to go wrong with. If you like fruity drinks and you just don't want a real alcohol forward drink, I would say go with this one.

Bad After-Hours Ideas Kick Off

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Yeah, very good. Very good. But today we're talking about our worst ideas for after hours nights.

SPEAKER_00 4:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

So you have your Star Wars night, you have your 80s night, you have your sweetheart's night.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

You have your dapper days. Right? I don't think that's not a paid-for event. No. But we're coming up with the opposite of those. Ones that we think would not track at all and not hit.

SPEAKER_00 4:52

Yeah. Some duds.

SPEAKER_01 4:53

We'll come up with eight.

SPEAKER_00 4:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

We have eight, and we'll see how we'll see how many are the same or close to the same. We end up doing that anyway, sometimes, and we'll see um if they're funny or not. Why don't you kick us off? I will. My first one is Disney's Nap Time Spectacular. Okay. This is a park shuts down early to reflect and to nap on benches from 9 p.m. to midnight. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

Do they bring in extra benches?

SPEAKER_01 5:22

They could. They could, but you might have to find a bench or sleep on the maybe just bring in some cardboard like maybe you pay extra for a bench. Oh, upcharge. Yeah. Maybe that's part of the night. For magic key holders or only get a bench?

SPEAKER_00 5:39

I wonder if they could make the rides go slow enough where you it would just lull you. There's no rides. No rides, just napping. Straight up nap. Just go to bed or all the lights turn off.

SPEAKER_01 5:48

All right. Soft lighting maybe on Main Street.

SPEAKER_00 5:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:51

But you don't see anything. You can't see the castle. No.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

It's dark. Yeah, they turn the lights down low.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Play like the Disney lullaby music. There's a Spotify Disney nighttime playlist.

SPEAKER_00 6:00

Maybe they just serve warm milk at the kiosk, the warm milk kiosk.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

Right in little Nella wafers.

SPEAKER_00 6:07

Yes. The bed before bedtime snack.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

You can't go wrong there. It's a good night. I was gonna put prices on all these, but I was gonna differentiate them to make it funny, but I did none of that. So that's my first night.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

I only had the price on one of mine, and you'll understand why. Okay. What's your first night, Aaron? 60s 70s live action night. So celebrate your love of the Apple Dumpling gang, Dexter Riley, and Herbie the Love Bug, among others. So I included a few festivities that would happen to the next one. Oh yeah. Gotta do the Dexter Riley when I can. So Fred McMurray look-alike contest. Okay. A Volkswagen Picture Opportunities. Parent Trap Sing Along. Let's get together. Yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah. And then Escape to Witch Mountain, Pete Dragon's Arts and Crafts Booth. A little nostalgia from the 60s, late 60s, 70s for some Disney live action.

SPEAKER_01 7:01

Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:02

Maybe Haley Mills will make an appearance. It'll be Haley Mills and Haley Mills. Yeah. Oh, it could be. And this is this, it wouldn't be appropriate for uh Lindsay Lohan to show up.

SPEAKER_01 7:13

You know what? Message us or email us if you've heard of any of this stuff.

SPEAKER_02 7:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

If we can get one or two people to say they've heard of the parent trap or apple dumpling gang that actually listens to this show.

SPEAKER_00 7:27

The real parent trap. Yeah, the original. The original.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

Not the Lindsay Lohan.

SPEAKER_00 7:31

Not the Lindsay Lohan.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

Or Freaky Friday.

SPEAKER_00 7:34

It was an original Freaky Friday before Lindsay showed up.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

So yeah, as popular as our Apple Dumpling episode was, this tracks with how popular our keep coming back to the thing is.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

I gotta say though, the live action late 60s, 70s movie, I just there is something about those. I just love those movies. Right. They're comfort movies. They are a bowl of mac and cheese in movie form.

SPEAKER_01 8:01

Right. And as the as our podcast, what it how we track our podcast is 80% what we think is funny. Yes. And 20% what we think other people might think is funny. Yes. So this tracks in the whole what we think is funny category. So take it, people. Next one. Next one. Oh. So this one, you get random preheated food that did not sell that day throughout the park. Okay. And you know how the Stip and Saver pass? Yes. We have the special, and we have to contract this probably because I don't know who owns Sesame Street. But we have the Oscar the Grouch Pass.

SPEAKER_00 8:40

That would be it's all served in the garbage can. That would be a PBS.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

PBS. Oh, that'd be an easy sell. We have a contract just for this. The Oscar the Grouch Pass gets you extra garbage food. Yeah. For the day. And it could be anything. You just go up and order. You might get a reheated churro. You might. Might get a reheated one of the rubbery hamburgers, just reheated, make it rubbier. Rubberier.

SPEAKER_00 9:03

Rubbier? Rubbier.

SPEAKER_01 9:06

Right?

SPEAKER_00 9:06

Yeah. You could get anything. Some like really chewy beignets. Mickey shaped beignets.

SPEAKER_01 9:11

Like six different cold brews in one thing fixed together.

SPEAKER_00 9:14

Oh, a big bat. With a handful of count chocula thrown on top.

SPEAKER_01 9:21

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:22

Yeah. Could be or some tricks. Cocoa puffs. That's what it is. Not count chocolate.

SPEAKER_01 9:25

Yeah, you get anything. Who knows?

SPEAKER_00 9:27

Okay, so my second one, Dole Whip Night. Dole Whip Night. Ooh. So celebrating. Celebrating Disneyland's the most iconic treat. Because that's all it is. You just go in and you get to eat unlimited amounts of Dole Whip.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

So you pay$159 extra dollars for just Dole Whip.

SPEAKER_00 9:44

For Dole Whip. And that's no rides. That's it. Just you get to walk around and eat Dole Whip.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

And only the only that tiki room area is open.

SPEAKER_00 9:53

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

You have to go there.

SPEAKER_00 9:54

Frontier Land, tiki room. That's all you get.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

Main Street and Frontierland. That's all it's open.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

Yeah. The Pooplat or the Dehitian where I don't know. I can't remember what it's called now, but yeah. The Hitian Palace or That's right next to where they wait. They serve different flavors now.

SPEAKER_01 10:10

Hideaways something? Yeah. Maybe I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 10:13

Anyway, that's all it is. Dole Whip night, just eating Dole Whip. Just simple, easy.

Nostalgia Traps And Music Chaos

SPEAKER_01 10:17

Yeah. Love it. That's a good one. Now I have the ride music mix-up night. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 10:24

So this is that's disorienting.

SPEAKER_01 10:26

Yeah, this is every ride has different music than the ride has. Like picture pirates with elevator music. Oh, okay. The Haunted Mansion with current pop hits. Oh. Right?

SPEAKER_00 10:37

And see, I thought you were gonna go just mix them up.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

That's what I thought at first, but I like this better. Okay, yeah, that I think that is Guardians dropping on the Guardians mission breakout with a Beethoven. Oh, yes. Another little Beethoven. And then at the end there's a fireworks spectacular with zero music. Oh, just blowing stuff up. Just boom. A few fireworks. And they're all in random spots. Yeah. And it happens. Yeah, it could happen at any time. Yeah. Zero music. Okay. I can dig it.

SPEAKER_00 11:05

I can dig it.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

Yeah, almost I get almost gave away my one I have in a couple. Yeah, with that one.

SPEAKER_00 11:09

So just mixed them up. Mine, forgotten Disney night. A time of reminiscing about the rides and attractions, attractions, and foods that have been removed from Disneyland and you'll never see again. So all it is signs posted by where that ride used to be saying that this ride used to be here. Skyway, Country Bear Jamboree, Motorboat Cruise, America Sings, Mind Train Through Nature's Wonderland, People Mover, Adventures Through Inner Space. Yeah, just the sign no longer exists. And then as a little extra, in the Esplanade in between the two parks, there's a fake parking lot.

SPEAKER_01 11:51

Okay, because it used to be there.

SPEAKER_00 11:53

The forgotten parking lot. Right. Which that's crazy to think about the first time I went, that was all parking lot, and I parked in that parking lot. Oh. With my parents. And that's just so odd to think about that that used to just be all parking lot. Right. With the way it's all compact now. That's funny. So food. There's I looked up food that no longer exists. Okay. McDonald's food carts. Oh, really? Because there used to be a McDonald's in the park. Turkey legs stuffed with sausage.

SPEAKER_01 12:22

Oh man, I was taking a drink during that.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

The Rancho del Zaccallo taco salad that used to be a big hit.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

Well, that sounds good.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

And they got rid of it. Yeah. Sounds pretty good. Sounds pretty good. But again, it's just a picture of it. Oh, you don't eat it. No, you don't. It's just plaque.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

You have to sit at a table and look at it.

SPEAKER_00 12:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:41

Does it cost to look at it?

SPEAKER_00 12:43

If you'd come about 20 years ago, you could have had this. That type of thing. And the Tahiti Terrace boo platter.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:49

Yeah. So all the foods, pictures of it. If you'd come in the past, you could have eaten. You could have. But you're not going to tonight. But thanks for the extra money. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:58

That's funny. That's funny. My next one is Lightning Lane Remix Night. Okay. Okay, so this is crazy. You have you could only lightning lanes are open. No standby lanes are open in either park. Both parks, you have to have a park hopper to go to this event, right? It's a both park event. Both parks shut down early. And you have to have your the lightning lane. That's the only way to get on, is get in your app to get a lightning lane, and you just push the button and it tells you what ride you have to go on.

SPEAKER_00 13:28

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

So you could go all the way there, park. It could be great, but you could have to go back and forth the entire day.

SPEAKER_00 13:35

Because it could give you smugglers run.

SPEAKER_01 13:37

You might not get a ride.

SPEAKER_00 13:39

You might? Oh.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

All rides are gone for the day.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

So they're full. All of them are taken. Full. But I like the idea that you could go from riding Smuggler's Run or Mickey Minnie's Runaway Railway. And then your next ride, which is in 10 minutes, is like Incredicoaster.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

Yeah, and there's no hour leeway with this. You got to be there. You got 10 minutes. And every ride is open for Lightning Lanes, too, for this event.

SPEAKER_00 14:07

Oh, okay. Right. And just the regular line.

SPEAKER_01 14:09

Yeah, this would not be a hit at Disney World.

SPEAKER_00 14:11

No.

SPEAKER_01 14:12

If you get that park hopper.

SPEAKER_00 14:14

Yeah. Not a good one. Okay. My next one, Disneyland Futures Night. Okay. A glimpse into the future of Disneyland. All prices are quadrupled for food and events specific souvenirs. And the evening lasts 30 minutes as perks are cut once again.

SPEAKER_01 14:32

Right.

SPEAKER_00 14:32

Yeah. So we're just we're gonna cut the perk and we're gonna charge you more for it. That's great. That's the future of Disneyland.

SPEAKER_01 14:38

Yep. Disneyland Hotel,$40,000 a night. Yep. Outrageous prices.

SPEAKER_00 14:44

And negative perks. If you stay at the Disneyland Hotel, you can't show up until an hour after everybody else.

SPEAKER_01 14:51

Because you get to stay at the Disneyland Hotel. Just enjoy it. Just stay there longer and enjoy it. Go to the pool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:58

The pool doesn't open till noon, though, but go to the pool.

SPEAKER_01 15:01

That's funny. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_00 15:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

My next one is eventually fireworks night. That's what I almost gave way before. So the fireworks could happen or they might not happen at any time during the night. So you can't stand there and wait for the fireworks.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

They're just gonna pop off at some time.

SPEAKER_00 15:18

I like that idea.

SPEAKER_01 15:19

It's fireworks time. And you never know what's gonna happen. But all for a very premium price. Okay. It's a regular all the park's open. Oh, okay. Everything's open like regular. We don't know how everyone sits on Main Street and waits. Projections would be on the castle and everything. Uh-huh. But it just will happen. Yeah. All of a sudden. It could be a short firework night, could be a very long one. It could last the entire time. You never know.

SPEAKER_00 15:42

Three hours of fireworks.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

Three hours of fireworks. Could be one firework that goes up in the air.

SPEAKER_00 15:46

Nice. Pew. And one and it's just the really lame one.

SPEAKER_01 15:51

Yeah, it could be one projection on the castle, and that's it.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

Could be one float on a parade.

SPEAKER_00 15:56

Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_01 15:57

Yeah. Just one float coming down real fast.

SPEAKER_00 16:00

And it's the character nobody really wants to see.

SPEAKER_01 16:03

Somebody, yeah, somebody no one knows what it is.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

It's the Queen of Hearts. It's the Apple Dumpling Gang float. Yeah, it's the Apple Dumpling. It's Dexter Riley.

SPEAKER_01 16:11

Apple Dumpling Gang float.

SPEAKER_00 16:13

Oh. Yeah, I that would be funny. Okay. My next one. Limited edition night. Limited edition merchandise is available at random times and random quantities. So on your phone, you get a notification of merchandise sales. There's fights involved here. Random locations, random prices, and random quantities. So they say an item is for sale at the emporium. So everybody rushes down there and gets in line. You have no idea what it is, you have no idea how much it's going to cost, and you have no idea how many there are.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

Right.

SPEAKER_00 16:52

And then they'll keep you waiting for 15 minutes and have four. So the first person in line will buy all four. And that'll be like the limit.

SPEAKER_01 17:02

I like that.

SPEAKER_00 17:03

No limit. So like one person could buy literally everything. Right. And just whatever price. Some stuff might be a buck, uh-huh. And some stuff could be like$299. You don't know until you buy it. You don't know. I like this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:16

This is my I had the same thought for a store years ago. I've always said you should have like you announce on the intercom of the store bananas one cent a pound. We have to be in a checkout stand in the next three minutes. That would be funny. We're spraying to get bananas up front in the check stand. Okay, price is over. Everything's 80% off right now. Nope, it's over.

SPEAKER_00 17:37

But you have to cash out the next 38 seconds. 30 seconds.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

This is a great that's a great idea. I like this one. This one.

SPEAKER_00 17:42

Yep. And you have no idea any of it. Right. But it's special event-only merchandise.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

Does it like when you scan your car, does it take the money off first? Because they're a top limit, like uh like$500.

SPEAKER_00 17:55

You would be able to, they would tell you what the price is, and you'd be able to walk away. But you had been wasting all that time standing in line for that item.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

So what if? Hear me out. Okay. You have to scan first, you have to have$500 in your account to purchase anything. You scan it first, and then it tells you the price. It might take all$500 or it might take 50 cents and give you the rest back.

SPEAKER_00 18:18

See, and it could just it's just any kind of randomness.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

Randomness is funny.

SPEAKER_00 18:23

Yes, it's limited edition.

SPEAKER_01 18:24

Lots of randomness has happened in our lists.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

But see, and that's the key is you will never be able to buy any of this ever again. So it sets the floor. It does. For how much you can get on eBay for all this stuff.

SPEAKER_01 18:36

That's funny.

SPEAKER_00 18:37

Yeah.

Random Fees Breakdowns And Small World

SPEAKER_01 18:38

That's funny. My next one is surprise upcharge night. So this night, everyone, everything is set at a premium. You can't do anything without paying for it throughout the parks. Oh, okay. Like everything. So think walking through the castle,$20. Oh, geez, yeah. Just to walk through the castle. If you want to sit down,$5 a minute. I like that. For sitting, right?

SPEAKER_00 18:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

Park hopping, you have to have a park hopper, but every time you switch parks, it's$50.

SPEAKER_00 19:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

Extra.

SPEAKER_00 19:04

Extra. Everything. Yeah. You can go to that park,$50. You want to come back?$50.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

Right. Do you want to stand a line?

SPEAKER_00 19:11

Is there an exit fee?

SPEAKER_01 19:12

I had an exit fee. I thought of that too. Okay. I didn't write it down though. Yeah, an exit fee. Exit fee, yeah.$25 exit fee,$50 re-entry fee.

SPEAKER_00 19:19

Yeah. Excellent. Okay. My next one, ride roulette night.

SPEAKER_02 19:24

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 19:25

Rides break down throughout the evening. Break down. Right. So no compensation given. If you're waiting in line, you don't get a lightning lane. It's just, oh, the ride's broken down. And you don't know if it's 10 minutes an hour. And it could just be one ride. It could be all the rides in that particular land. So it forces everybody to leave and go to a different part of the park. And then all of a sudden, like as soon as everybody's left, all the rides are back up. You got to turn around and run back. But maybe all the rides in the whole park break down for 20 minutes. That's funny. And just random. You just gotta run and try to get in line and hope, hope you get on a ride.

SPEAKER_01 20:07

Yeah, that that'd be something like that'd be a good April Fool's joke to do to do. This is April. We're recording this on April Fool's Day. Oh, we are. I didn't even think about it. That'd be a hilarious April Fool's joke to do it. To just, oh, we're shutting down all the rides are shut down for a couple hours. Uh-huh. Just tell the whole park that. Announce it. Oh, there you go. For the next five hours, everything's 10 minutes later, open everything back up. Yeah. But tell the whole park. Yeah. Attention, Disney guests. All the whole park shut down. All the rides are. You can still enjoy shopping. Shopping. Food. Sitting. That's funny. Yep. That's funny. Okay, here's my least favorite one. And I just had to add it. Okay. I shouldn't have even done it. I shouldn't have gone here. Yeah. It's a small world loop party. So everything, everything is small world. The song plays throughout the park the entire time. Oh. On a loop. The entire park. The only ride you can go on is small world. Or we could, or you can redesign a few rides. Like you can do, like you could do Pinocchio, but it's all small world characters and it plays small world. With some little bit of Mary Blair in there. Yeah. You could do all the rides have the puppets in them instead. Okay. It blacks out everything else. And put spotlights and then just the puppets for small world and it plays small world in every single ride.

SPEAKER_00 21:22

I I like that for the pirates. Little puppet pirates.

SPEAKER_01 21:25

And yeah, that's a long one, too. Wow, that'd be long. It's a world of pirates. Yeah. Sig about isn't Rise like 20 minutes long, the ride. 22, I think. Just think of that. All puppets. You walk out to the bay with all the stormtroopers, they're all little puppets. Wouldn't that be scary as hell?

SPEAKER_00 21:45

You walk in. Ray. They're like, Poe Dameron is just a puppet. You're a fine looking bunch of recruits.

SPEAKER_01 21:52

Oh, that looks horrible. Yeah. It's a world out there after. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Man, I shouldn't even say that. I kind. Spooked me. I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight.

SPEAKER_00 22:02

The sacrifices we make for this show. Okay, so filler ride night. All e-ticket attractions are closed. Good. No Rise of the Resistance, Tiana's, no Space Mountain, no Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway, no Big Thunder. All closed. Filler rides only. Also, no snack kiosks or quick service available. It's only sit-down table service. Like in so three restaurants are open. And if you're hungry or you need water, nope. All snack kiosks are closed. Filler rides. Just ride your filler rides.

SPEAKER_01 22:38

And you're not allowed to go to a sit-down restaurant until you ride the silly symphony swings. First that, and then you can eat.

SPEAKER_00 22:46

See, I'm just thinking Disneyland. Oh, just Disneyland. Yes. Mine were all thought of with just being in Disneyland. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's funny. Your last one.

SPEAKER_01 22:57

My last one. Okay, this is one I threw at the very end. Politics night. I looked over and read that right before. So you have to enter. These are all this is only for far right and far left wing people.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

Very far wing. You don't get to go if you're in the middle or you don't have a political opinion. These are only people that have spiritual. Or if you're reasonable. Right. Yeah, if you're reasonable at all. Yeah. If you have to be far, you have to believe in your side totally.

SPEAKER_00 23:21

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

And then you're matched that night with someone from the other side. Oh. You have to fill out a questionnaire, then they match with a person, you have to hang out with them the entire night, side by side, and have discussions. Discussions.

SPEAKER_00 23:36

That's funny. Okay. My my last one. Everyone's invited night.

unknown 23:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 23:43

Ten dollar admission price with rollback food prices. Because everyone complains about the crowds in Disneyland. Now you get to see what crowds can really be like. Cheap admissions, cheap food, cheap souvenirs. We'll really give you something to bitch about. Right. Yeah. You wanna you wanna gripe about how they keep raising prices? Part of the strategy of them raising prices is to keep the crowds down.

SPEAKER_01 24:07

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 24:08

Because if it were cheap, everybody would go.

SPEAKER_01 24:10

That's my theory on lightning lanes being more expensive.

SPEAKER_00 24:13

Yes. Every it's 10 bucks to get in. 10 bucks to get in. Anyone can come in. 6 p.m. Actually, you get to come in at four till one in the morning.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 24:22

Yeah. Everybody's showing up. And it'll be a Friday night, too.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

500,000 people in the parks.

SPEAKER_00 24:28

Yep. It'll be at capacity. Right. Yeah, you can wait six hours for that filler ride. Chippendale's. Right.

SPEAKER_01 24:35

Chippendale's gadget coaster. Six hours.

SPEAKER_00 24:38

Six hours of wait. Roger Rabbit, 12 hours. 12 hours. You can get one line. That's it. That's great. Welcome. Welcome to Disneyland. So those are my eight. Those are your eight. Good. Good drink. Good drink.

SPEAKER_01 24:54

Good topic.

Final Picks And Listener Comments

SPEAKER_00 24:54

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