Designing Temu Disney With A Limoncello Margarita

A Disney vacation is supposed to feel seamless, expensive in the good way, and weirdly perfect from every angle. So we asked the opposite question: what would happen if a “Disney” theme park was built like a Temu order, where everything looks incredible in the photo and then shows up slightly off in your hands?

We start with a drink straight from Magic Kingdom nostalgia, the Lemoncello Margarita from Tony’s Town Square on Main Street USA, then use that sweet citrus buzz to design an entire knockoff park: Disney’s Wishful Wonders Marketplace. Think online shopping logic turned into a theme park, complete with no real icon, cardboard castles, and a land called Expectation Kingdom that’s “totally Monet” from far away. Up close, the dragons are cutouts, the animatronics squeak, and the magic gets replaced by duct tape energy.

From there we pitch bargain-bin versions of classic Disney World rides and shows: Space-ish Mountain in a dark warehouse, Pirates in a slightly damp garage, the Haunted Duplex with one fog machine, and a Jungle Cruise that becomes a walk past a kiddie pool. We also build Flash Deal Frontier where attractions sell out mid-ride, Factory of Dreams where your VIP experience is basically a manufacturing shift, and Return Lagoon with a dispute-process lazy river and Refund Rapids that may or may not finish. Add in churro-ish sticks, half-popped popcorn, Mickey-ish ears, and glow wands that need impossible batteries, and you’ve got a full Disney parody packed with theme park satire.

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Transcript

Toast And Quick Welcome

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Today we talk Tebu Disney while sipping on the lemon cello margarita. Welcome to Cheers to Ears. We're gonna click our drinks. We're gonna toast. We're gonna talk to Disney and get our chairs to it.

SPEAKER_03 0:20

Cheers to it.

Lemoncello Margarita From Main Street

SPEAKER_01 0:25

Okay, we're back. Alrighty then. Hello Disney Tebu Disney with a lemon cello margarita.

SPEAKER_00 0:31

Now we had to go with the lemoncello margarita. Actually, tell us about it, and I'll tell you why I picked this particular drink.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

Right, it's from Tony's Town Square Market on Main Street USA at Magic Kingdom. And the lemon cello margarita is made with Patron Silver Tequila, Caravala Lemoncello Liqueur, fresh lime juice and agave nectar, and it's sold for$18.50 there at the restaurant.$18.50.$18.50. It's kind of spendy. Yeah. I always like to look at the other drinks on the menu. And they only have three cocktails.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

Yes, they only have three.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

So yeah, it's you're order you're ordering this if you want a cocktail.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

A lot of wine. Yeah. So Magic Kingdom Italian restaurant. This is it was. I think they recently they've improved the restaurant. But this was largely panned as the worst sit-down table service restaurant at Disney World. Okay. Someone's gotta be. All of Disney World. Like this was really bad. People just did not want to go there, which is why I thought if we're gonna talk Teamu Disney, we should go with the most Teamu restaurant there. Now, they have improved, okay, but I don't think I'd ever eat there.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

Yeah, it's nowhere we haven't talked about eating there. We haven't. It hasn't come up in a conversation. We've been in Disney World.

SPEAKER_00 1:48

So the way we made this, an ounce and half of tequila, although we use Jose Cuervo Reposado. One difference. An ounce of lemon cello, a half ounce of lime juice, and a half ounce of agave nectar. Shaken, poured over the fancy ice, fancy fresh ice. Not bad, but like it. It's really interesting. It's good, but we had the lemon cello mule from Napoli a while ago. And that was that was one of my favorite drinks. Yeah, that was better than this. And I just think how appropriate. This is like the Timu version of it. You're right. Yeah. So there we go. Although I have to say this isn't a bad drink at all. It's a good drink. It's a kind of a sweet lemon margarita.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

Right. The lemon and tequila together, lemon cello and tequila is a great match. I think so. They work well together.

The Temu Disney Premise

SPEAKER_00 2:38

Yeah. Because you can taste both very well. And that tequila always gives that margarita vibes. Yeah. Yeah. It really does. Margarita vibes. Especially when it's sweetened up with all the accouterment. Right. Yeah. So we came up with Timu Disney, and as per usual, we didn't talk about it until earlier today. I went a little bit different. You created a whole new Timu Disney park. I did. I came up, and granted you could throw all these into the same park, I suppose, but some Timu Disney rides, some shows, some snacks, and souvenirs okay. So we'll just kind of, I think maybe you talk about some of your lands. Okay. And then I'll talk about some of my Disney rides, Teamu Disney rides. And mine are all based off of what currently exists. I just have the Timu version of it.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

And I like that we did this differently because we probably would have got close to the same. Probably. We come up when we try to venture off. We come so close to the same with what we're thinking. Yeah. Because our sense of humor is so kind of alike with stuff like this with Disney. So I came up with a name for my park. Okay. It's Disney's Wishful Wonders Marketplace. I thought Marketplace had a great for a T-Boot Disney. Think Fantasy Bazaar coupled with a parody on online shopping. That's the theme of the park.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

The QVC of theme park.

SPEAKER_01 4:01

I didn't come up, I thought it wouldn't even have an icon in the park.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

There's none. No icon. That's my take on having an icon. There's just nothing there. Maybe a big cardboard box. There could be in the middle of the park. It could be something. It would have to be something tacky to go with Timu, but or just nothing. Yeah. Like I wish I sure wish there was a castle here.

SPEAKER_00 4:22

Maybe a castle made of cardboard.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

Or it's a space with a bunch of tunnels.

Expectation Kingdom Looks Perfect

SPEAKER_00 4:26

A castle made of cardboard of all the stuff that they shipped in and other packing supplies for building the rest of the park. I have a run ride like that, so I do too. Okay. Don't we just go with my Go ahead and kick us off with your land, or if you have a square, if it will, or uh Main Street.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

I just have lands. Okay. You walk in, there's just lands. Expectation land is my first one. Oh, expectation kingdom. I'm sorry. I saw land the next one. Expectation kingdom. When you walk in, it looks beautiful. Like you're looking at a Cinderella castle, frozen theme. You're like, this is great. I guess for so cheap. Yeah. This is amazing. But then you look a little closer. Okay. And everything's just a little off. Okay. It's not quite what it looked like. It looks good from afar. What'd they say? What movie was that? Clueless.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

They said the term they call it something totally Monet. She's totally Monet. Oh, I see. That's when it looks really good from afar. But the closer you get it, it's a little blurry. Yeah, what's going on here? Yeah. Yeah. That's the Expectation Kingdom. And it the icon of the main ride is the castle coaster. This also starts off majestic. Just a wonderful coaster to start off with. Uh-huh. But then towards the end, the dragons are all cardboard cutouts. Yeah. And the animatronics squeak when they move, right? Like they need oiled. So the first little part of it sounds good and then it just ends crappy. Excellent. That's my first land. Okay.

Pirates And Space-ish Mountain

SPEAKER_00 5:55

Give us a little tidbit of what you got going on. Well, let me go through four of our four of our rides here. Pirates of the slant slightly damp garage inspired by Pirates of the Caribbean. So, you know those aluminum fishing boats?

SPEAKER_01 6:08

Yeah, well, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:09

Yeah. So that's what you got. You got the aluminum fishing boats, and you're going by cardboard cutouts of pirates. And there's by fifth graders. And then there's a loop speaker just saying yarr, yarr, yarr. Just non-stop. And that's it. Just yar, yarr.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

I love that one.

SPEAKER_00 6:29

So it's a kind of small room inspired, inspired by small world. I like this ride better already. One room, three dolls, songs play slightly off key, and they're never in sync with the dolls.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

It can't be worse.

SPEAKER_00 6:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Yeah, that's not bad.

SPEAKER_00 6:43

It's short.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

It's short. That's the key.

SPEAKER_00 6:45

One room and short. Yeah. Get it, get in and get out.

SPEAKER_01 6:49

I'm gonna go out with Lemus as my favorite ride in your park.

SPEAKER_00 6:52

Space-ish mountain. It's just a roller coaster in a dark warehouse with glow stickers on the ceiling.

SPEAKER_01 6:59

Not quite out of the atmosphere.

SPEAKER_00 7:01

Yeah. Space-ish. And then the last one I'll mention here the haunted duplex. Two rooms. I like it. One fog machine, and some guy in the back just making ghost noises.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

Ooh!

SPEAKER_00 7:13

Yeah, that's his job all day to just make ghost noises. Two rooms in a fog machine.

Reality Bay And Mickey Moose

SPEAKER_01 7:18

I like it. That's funny. Okay. That's funny. Reality Bay is my next one. Okay. Reality Bay features crooked buildings and slightly off-branded characters. The theme is the characters here. Okay. Like they have Mickey Moose. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 7:33

Mickey Moose.

SPEAKER_01 7:34

That's something that inspired our whole entire episode was that opening day Mickey Mouse. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:41

Scary-looking mouse.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

There's a meme going all around online that says Timu Disney. Yeah. And that as far as this entire episode was that Mickey Mouse. So that's my next one. There's nothing more to it.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

Okay. So my other rides, the jungle jog. Okay. Jungle Cruise. You're just walking by a kiddie pool, and the guide points at plastic animals in the pool. There might be a snake in there. There's a little snake. Look, there's a dinosaur. Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 8:09

All the animals are hidden today.

SPEAKER_00 8:11

And they're making really bad jokes. Like, not corny dad humor jokes, just really bad. Like it does, like they don't make sense.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:20

Yeah, those type of jokes. Where you just spend the rest of the quote unquote ride trying to figure out what that meant. Yeah. Timing's all off on their jokes. I like Splash Decline. There's a Splash Mountain. And they don't upgrade it to Tiana's. It's it they're going old school with Splash Mountain. It's just a gentle slope, and then there's a garden hose down at the bottom. Yeah. And it just you go under the garden hose. Oh, look, you got wet.

SPEAKER_02 8:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:46

Rides over. Yeah. There's no music. I like it. Yeah. No music. It's all plastic. Okay, go ahead. Oh, more for me? Yeah, I'll save my last couple here.

Flash Deal Frontier Rules Everything

SPEAKER_01 8:55

Okay. Flash deal frontier is my next one. Okay. So there's timed rides and shops and restaurants. They're all open for a limited time only. Okay. Like a flash deal on the internet. And deals come and go. So you could get a deal, your ride, and your ride, your ride could sell out for the day. So you can be in the middle of a ride. Yeah. Sorry, ride sold out for the day. Get off. Sold out. Or you could be stand line forever. Yeah. And oh yeah, that's the maximum number of people we're allowing today on that ride. Yeah. We're done.

SPEAKER_00 9:24

Because it could break down.

SPEAKER_01 9:25

Right. Shops could close randomly and open randomly. Yeah. Just everything's random.

SPEAKER_00 9:28

Depends on who shows up for work that day.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

You may take one bite of your burger and they take it away.

unknown 9:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:33

Sorry, you gotta go. Your time's up in here.

SPEAKER_00 9:35

Time's up.

SPEAKER_01 9:35

Yeah, we have too many people online. You gotta go. Yeah, we need the seat. Yeah, we need that seat.

SPEAKER_00 9:39

You need that seat. Yeah. And no carrying your food around with you to eat it. No walking through the park. No.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

There's no food allowed in the park.

SPEAKER_00 9:45

Because there's no cleaning crew. No cleaning. We can't clean that up.

SPEAKER_01 9:48

It's a health co-violation when you walk around.

SPEAKER_00 9:50

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 9:51

We gotta keep this place open. Excellent. Yeah, that's the flash deal frontier.

SPEAKER_00 9:54

Okay. I'll just do a couple more Timu Disney Sorn over a parking lot. Nice. You dangle in front of a shaky drone video of asphalt. Yeah. It's just a like a Walmart parking lot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

Swoops in.

SPEAKER_00 10:09

And you just you're just hanging. And instead of the big metal arms that move all over. No, it's you sit in a chair and you're just pulled up by some cables. And you're just hanging there. And then you're looking at drone footage in front of you of the Walmart parking lot. Nice. So my last one, test track-ish.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:28

Yeah. It's just a golf cart that goes and stops suddenly in a big circle and then you're done. It's a test track. So there you go. Those are all my rides.

Factory Of Dreams Work Shift

SPEAKER_01 10:38

That's funny. I have two more lands, so I'll just do one more and you can talk about some. Because I don't I only have a few rides and some ideas after the after my lands. My next land is the factory of dreams. Okay. Okay. This land is great. This land's great. This is where this is how the park stays open, really. Okay. Because all it is is a manufacturing plant in the park. And you go in and you get a job, and all you do is actually work in their factory sending out TBU stuff to people. That's all it is. That's all it is. It's marketed as a Willy Walker experience. Okay. But it's not, it's not at all. It's it's also like a take on how it's made. But you're living the life of how it's made. You're in there doing the job. Yeah, just a giant factory. Oh, for free. Okay. You're gonna get up to a if you're a VIP, you can get up to like an eight-hour experience.

SPEAKER_00 11:27

Uh-huh. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

With two breaks.

SPEAKER_00 11:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:30

Went to the theme park today. I'm exhausted.

SPEAKER_00 11:32

Yeah. I get long ship to the theme park. I got 0.1 hour PTO coming to me.

SPEAKER_01 11:40

Don't let me come back tomorrow for free. Look really good. How much more do you have there? That's it for the factory of dreams. Okay. I just have one more land and then some thoughts on rides. Some thoughts on rides. That's more.

Shows With Budget Effects

SPEAKER_00 11:51

Okay, so I'll just go through my Disney shows.

SPEAKER_01 11:53

Oh, okay. You like the shows, so this is gonna be good.

SPEAKER_00 11:55

Yeah, a Phantasmaby instead of Phantasmic. It's just a guy with a flashlight and waves it around and hums dramatically. Love it. Love it. With a flashlight. And maybe there's a color on the flashlight. Oh, like a color. Red lens. Yeah. Something like that. I like it. Yeah. Wow, taped on. That's fine. Scotch taped on.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

Scotch taped on.

SPEAKER_00 12:17

Yeah. Festival of the slightly okay lion. Okay. Yeah. Two performers in a Bluetooth speaker with buffering issues. Yeah. Just trying to. And they don't quite know the words to line king. So they're kind of something. Teeth in my drink. I love it. Stuff like that. Right. They're trying to remember the word. Meaning not thinking. Yeah. Okay. Indiana Jones in the mildly dangerous stunt. Okay. Yeah. So folding chair falls over. That's just the big, that's the big moment. It's something falls, it falls over. Oh. Round of applause, everybody. Yeah. Big stadium full of people. Beauty in the budget beast.

SPEAKER_02 13:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 13:01

Yeah. It's just Beast is in a hoodie when he's got some ears stapled to the hood. Oh, when it's the beast. Stapled on. Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, all he does is he drops down the hood. And oh my gosh, that was a man the whole time. Nice. Yeah. Because he lifts it up, he's got the ears stapled on, and then drops it at the big dramatic finish. He's back to normal. The rose and the kiss and falls in love or whatever the story is. So there you go.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

That's pretty much the story. You got it.

SPEAKER_00 13:30

The Little Mermaid. So it's just people with super soaker. Okay. As they sing the songs and swimming around, and there's like a stuffed, and it's plushies of Sebastian and Flounder. They're just, it's her, this red-headed girl walking around with her hands. Oh, hi Flounder. How are you? Just she's faking the voice and stuff. But people with the super soakers are spraying the crowd, like, oh, we're underwater. Oh, nice. Oh, look at that. As they hose down the crowd and stuff. So yeah, those are my shows. Those are good shows.

Return Lagoon And Refund Rapids

SPEAKER_01 14:07

Yeah. Those are good shows. That's funny. That's funny. My last land is called Return Lagoon. I put a water park in my park. Oh, that's that's unheard of at Disney.

SPEAKER_00 14:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 14:18

That's always a separate park if they're gonna be gonna do it. It is. But we're putting one land as a water park. It's a water park. It has a lady lazy river called the dispute process.

SPEAKER_00 14:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

And it doesn't loop at all. It just ends.

SPEAKER_00 14:32

So it's a lazy line. But they call it lazy river. Right.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

Yeah. And uh Refund Rapids is another ride. Oh. Where uh where the outcomes could vary. The outcomes vary. You can flip, you can flip your whole boat over. Oh. You could stop in the middle of it and you just get out. You're done. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:49

You just don't know. You never know. You have no idea what's going on.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

No idea what's gonna happen at the water park. Nice. Okay. So then I just have some other rides, and then I have some food and merchandise ideas, just a couple.

SPEAKER_00 15:01

Okay, so let me go with my Disney snacks. Good. A churro-ish stick. There's a lot of ish.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

A lot of ish in this park.

SPEAKER_00 15:09

Slightly warm breadstick dusted with suspicious cinnamon. No sugar, just cinnamon. It the cinnamon was expensive enough. Right. Yeah. To pay for sugar on top of that. A little too much. But it's just like a just a breadstick. Yeah. I like it. The kind that you buy the frozen ones at Walmart. That's where they get that's where they get a lot of their food is Walmart. Okay. So m mouse pretzel-ish.

SPEAKER_02 15:36

Ish again. Here we go.

SPEAKER_00 15:37

You know, the Mickey Mouse pretzel. Missing an ear. So basically that it's trying to create these quickly. So sometimes they're missing an ear. It's just they're trying to flip them, move them quickly. So they're a little misshapen. But you know, they taste the same. Okay. They're just a little misshapen. I don't mind that then. And there is a unknown quantity of salt. You might get some with two or three pieces of salt. Some might be excessively salty. Okay. It's just it's about production people. Right.

SPEAKER_01 16:05

They're just throwing it. Move, move, move.

SPEAKER_00 16:07

I land on there or not. Keep going. A Dole Whip-ish cup. Ish. Ish. It's just pineapple yogurt.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 16:14

Yeah, pineapple flavored yogurt. Stormco brand. Yeah, the cheap Lucerne. Yeah. The cheap stuff. The cheap stuff. Yeah. Turkey leg light. It's basically it's just a chicken leg, and they write XL on the package outside.

SPEAKER_02 16:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 16:29

It's just, but it's a chicken leg. But they say it's a turkey. It's just a dwarf turkey. That's the line. It's a dwarf turkey. Love it. And it's a chicken leg. It's a chicken leg. And then, of course, you can get popcorn.

SPEAKER_02 16:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 16:40

But it's about half-popped. A lot of kernels, a little bit burnt. Okay. It might be a little old. Because if they don't sell it all yesterday, they gotta sell it all today. Yeah, pretty crunchy. Yeah. You want to maybe soak it in water a little bit before you eat it. So not to break up. You don't want to lose a filling eating your popcorn at Timu Disney.

Mystery Box Drop Tower Mayhem

SPEAKER_01 17:01

That's funny. Yeah. That's funny. I like it. Okay. Here's some other rides I have for the park. Okay. Okay. I have three other rides. All right. Okay. The first one is the mystery box drop tower. Okay. So it's like Guardian's mission breakout, but just 100% unpredictable. You never know what's going to happen. It could drop. It could not drop. Get out.

SPEAKER_00 17:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

It could drop all the way once you get out. It could drop a bunch of times. It's so unpredictable.

SPEAKER_00 17:31

Kind of random pictures, so you might only get the tops of your head. There's no pictures.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

You just stop and a guy walks out and waves. Yeah. The doors open and go, hey guys. Or he's a bad actor that just improvises. Okay. A lot of improvising going on. And the music is all uh all just the cheapest music they can find. With no rights to it. Yeah. You don't have to have any rights to the music. It's all just stuff they found online. It could be random, it's random, whatever. The guy works in the day. He just searches free music and then pumps it in. It could be anything. Okay. Yeah, so that's one of them. What's this called? I wrote it down so fast. Our kart racers ride. It's called. Our Kart Racer's Ride. Okay. It looks exactly like Mario Kart. Okay. But it's just not. Just some stolen IP. Stolen IP. They just change everything around. Oh, that's the R Kart Racer ride. Yes. That's not their Kart Racer ride. No. It's our Kart Racer. So it's completely different. We are Timu Disney. So it's exactly like a Mario.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

It's a Mario-ish. It's a Mario.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Yeah, I didn't think it'd be our names for them, but. Okay. What else? One more ride.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

The review ride. Okay. Because at Timu you leave reviews. So this ride, it stops in the middle of the ride, and everyone enters their review on their screen, right? Of the ride. And then depending on what your experience is for your car and what they're saying, the ride ends up a different way.

SPEAKER_00 18:53

Depending on the reviews. So if you lie and put a good review, you get a better, you get more of a ride.

SPEAKER_01 19:00

And they're not gonna they never disclose how the ride ends in any way. No. But you have to sign a waiver before you get on. Before you get on. A medical waiver. And it's and in some cases you have to actually sign the your will over to them. Oh before you yeah, it's one of those.

Souvenirs That Fail On Purpose

SPEAKER_00 19:15

We gotta, yeah, protect, protect, you know. That's all my other rides. Okay, so I'll wrap up with my di Disney souvenirs and you can wrap up with your food and souvenirs. Yeah. Got it. So Mickey-ish ears. So sometimes when making Mickey ears, there are production mishaps. Okay. Sometimes it stamps it wrong when they're making the round. Okay, they buy those cheap instead of throwing them away. Because if you can get somebody to buy them cheap, why not? And then they make Mickey ears out of those.

SPEAKER_02 19:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 19:49

So there might be oval ears, not round, one slightly larger than the other. Yeah. Maybe they'll maybe they sprinkle a little glitter on there or something. Yeah. Just they're a little bit off. Okay. A glow wand. So you're not quite sure how it's going to work. Okay. Because it needs quadruple A batteries, and they're not included. And they're not sold in the park anywhere. So you got to wait till you get home. This is a horrible one because all the little kids want their magic wands. And you get them one, and oh, there's no batteries with it. Well, we're gonna we don't actually sell those batteries.

SPEAKER_01 20:25

We sell them in Sri Lanka.

SPEAKER_00 20:27

Yeah, you have to order them through Yeah. Maybe Amazon. It's our most expensive thing on our website. Yeah. And then when you get it, there could be some wiring mishap, so they might not work. Or they give a little bit of an electric shock. Oh, yeah, that's good. For the kiddos. For fun. And then parents could just shout into their neck to use it as a shock collar or something for the venture for the kids. When you're playing the princess-ish dress, it's there's everywhere you go, it's just dropping glitter. Okay, there's like a glitter trail following behind you. And the stuff you wear it in the park? Yeah. Well, yeah, you can buy it. And well, nope. I mean, it just adds to the ambiance. Okay, it just glitters around.

SPEAKER_01 21:07

Glitter-filled streets. I hope a good day of wind pops up.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

Yeah. Like we talked about last week, the uh the slight breeze, Captain Slight Breeze. He comes in and blows it. And then the stitching is questionable. So, yeah, you might want to put that on your child in the park, but one or two rides, you're gonna have a sleeve popping off or other seams popping open. So maybe you just wait till you get home with that one. So a pre-signed character autograph book. Okay. Because there really aren't all the characters, the meet and greets, are all just cardboard cutouts. So they can't sign autograph books like they do in real Disneyland. It's pre signed.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

They subs suspiciously all look the same.

SPEAKER_01 21:50

Exactly the same. Yeah. Let me try it.

SPEAKER_00 21:53

It's like Rapunzel and Goofy have the exact same penmanship. It's amazing.

SPEAKER_01 21:57

They went to the same school.

SPEAKER_00 21:58

Yeah. But they're Together, like our grandparents, they all had the same handwriting because they were all taught the same way. Yep, it's just that's the way it is, and then there's the cloudy edition snow globe. Okay, you shake it and it just stays cloudy. There's nothing really in it, it just stays cloudy, and it's Arendale. You make up a story, it's Arendale in the peak of winter after Anna or Elsa got mad and turned it all into winter. Oh, see, that's her winter scene after she got mad in Arendale. Whatever story you want to tell your kids, whatever Disney story involves snow, you could just you make it up, but it just stays cloudy. And those are my Disney souvenirs.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

Those are good. I'm glad you didn't do a bippity boppy boutique. No, that could have got nasty. And we don't want to go. It could have got bad. We don't want we don't want to we don't want the kids to still have a good experience. Yeah, it could have got dark really quick.

SPEAKER_00 22:52

That would I would imagine be like a glamour shot for toddlers.

Food Pictures That Lie

SPEAKER_01 22:56

That's funny. So here's my food and merch ideas. I just came up with a laid-out plan. Like every stall, the pictures, there's stalls of food with pictures of the food.

SPEAKER_00 23:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

Yeah. All the stalls. Uh you order from the pictures, but not any of them are the same food when you get it.

SPEAKER_00 23:11

No.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

So it's like it says hamburger, you can get like a fish taco.

SPEAKER_00 23:14

Oh, a lot of mistakes being made. Yeah, the mistakes are everywhere. It's just whatever comes up randomly. They do have mystery food boxes. And it does it come out through a little hole in the wall so you can't argue?

SPEAKER_01 23:25

Yeah, like the little glass pink teller thing.

SPEAKER_00 23:28

Like the cupcake ATM that Sprinkles used to use.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:33

Something like that. Yeah. There it is.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

If it's wrong, that's yourbody to complain to.

SPEAKER_00 23:38

No one to complain to. Yep. Enjoy your fish tacos.

SPEAKER_01 23:40

You won't see an employee all day.

SPEAKER_00 23:42

Enjoy your fish taco that was supposed to be a hamburger. Right. Love it. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 23:46

We have mystery food boxes too that you can buy. Which is, of course, I think we've mentioned this in other episodes.

SPEAKER_00 23:50

Today's today's leftovers.

SPEAKER_01 23:52

Other episodes have mentioned this same idea. I think it's like a recurring idea when we talk about bad theme parks. Yes. Instead of some kind of mystery food.

SPEAKER_00 23:59

Mystery food.

SPEAKER_01 23:59

But you just get a little box of food and it has something in there. Yeah. It's like five bucks.

SPEAKER_00 24:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:04

Yeah, there's a certain price to it. You just get it and you get a box and you go on your way.

SPEAKER_00 24:08

Yeah. They should do like mystery foods from around the world, like Timu Epcot. Mystery foods from Timu Epcot. You'd have no idea.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

I think the countries would be Timu Epcot.

SPEAKER_00 24:19

Yeah. It's the Korean one. It's just a box full of kimchi.

SPEAKER_01 24:23

This episode's not going online because the camera died. Uh-oh. I know. I guess we've got to charge it more between the episodes.

SPEAKER_00 24:29

Did you buy this camera off Timu?

SPEAKER_01 24:31

Yep, the battery's just not very long on this. It doesn't last for long enough.

SPEAKER_00 24:34

Why didn't you plug it in? I did plug it in between. Yeah, but why isn't it plugged in now? Does it not work that way? No, it doesn't work that way. Don't buy your cameras from Timu, people. Didn't buy it from Timu.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

I also didn't pay$14,000 for it.

SPEAKER_00 24:46

So Timu's slightly better dressed brother called Amazon.

SPEAKER_01 24:50

Yeah, so there we go. Our last episode will be on YouTube. But there we go. This YouTube thing and me do not work together well. No. It's not my favorite thing. Customize cut customizable merch. Okay. Is everywhere. But it spells everything wrong. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:06

And sometimes it's totally not what you even ordered. Probably the wrong size, too.

SPEAKER_01 25:10

It could be the wrong size, too.

SPEAKER_00 25:11

Yeah. I wanted a 2XL and it was small. Extra small. Toddler. 2T. 2T. Right. I'm wearing it anyway. I'll wear it as a hat.

SPEAKER_01 25:21

Right. Yeah, so that's pretty much my merch and stuff. But think my overall design of the park. Just think of this when you're walking in. Big plastic jewels. Yes. Manufacture big plastic jewels. Slash slapped on gold paint.

SPEAKER_00 25:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

For fanciness.

SPEAKER_00 25:36

So a lot of plastic and cardboard and stucco. Right.

SPEAKER_01 25:41

And a lot of the a lot of those things where you see like it's English, but it's in English, but it's translated wrong from China to English, to Chinese to English.

SPEAKER_00 25:51

A lot of that stuff's wrong too. Yeah, I can imagine.

SPEAKER_01 25:54

Yeah, a lot of things are spelled wrong or just doesn't even mean what it means.

SPEAKER_00 25:57

Those catchphrases on the shirts. Yeah. That like that. Yeah. Just imagine that.

SPEAKER_01 26:02

I'm not going to go into it because I don't want to sound wrong if I try to say anything. But you would. Yeah. So I'm not going to say anything about it, but just look it up, Google it.

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SPEAKER_00 26:11

Yeah. Whatever. And there's your Timu Disney. And on that note, if you could like, subscribe, do all those things, that would really be great. Leave us a comment. We would appreciate that. And we'll talk to you next week. Cheers. Cheers.