Assigning Real Majors And Schools To Disney Icons With A Coconut Mango Cocktail

Giving Disney characters college degrees sounds ridiculous until you try it and realize how weirdly accurate it can get. We’re handing out diplomas, picking real universities, and then pushing the story forward: what job would they actually take, what would their “capstone” look like, and which characters would absolutely weaponize group projects?

We start with a cocktail pulled straight from Disney World inspiration: a coconut mango cocktail in the Skipper Canteen spirit. We talk ingredients, our at-home tweaks, and why it drinks like a sweet, thick Disney dessert in a glass. Then we connect the vibe to the Society of Explorers and Adventurers and the idea of Disney edutainment, because yes, we’re taking this bit way too seriously in the best way.

From there it’s a fast-paced Disney character deep dive: Goofy as an engineer, Belle as a library science powerhouse, Milo Thatch with an Oxford-level obsession, and villains like Scar and Hades using business and “customer service” degrees for maximum chaos. We also hit creative picks like Rapunzel and Daisy Duck, plus a handful of rapid-fire ideas that turn into a listener challenge.

If you’ve ever argued about Disney character personality types, backstories, or “what happened next,” you’ll feel at home here. Subscribe, share the episode, and leave a review, then tell us which character deserves a degree and what their major would be.

Transcript

Cold Open And Welcome

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Today we give Disney characters college degrees. Welcome to Tears to Ears.

SPEAKER_00 0:07

We'll be for you. Old fashioned Manhattan. We'll talk back to from future land to the wild frontiers. It's Disney talk on Tears to Ears.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

Okay, we're back. You didn't I've noticed we haven't been introducing the drink. Not at the beginning, no. Should we? I thought I thought we did at first.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

Oh, and drinking, I don't know. Yeah, whatever. We're evolving. We're evolving. Bring that to the writer's table on our on our walkthrough of our episode. We spend 16, 30 hours a week on this show. Yeah. The staff will take care of all this.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

15, 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 0:49

Forget the producer. The producer will make that decision.

Building The Coconut Mango Cocktail

SPEAKER_02 0:52

Ron, today we're having a coconut mango cocktail from Skipper Canteen. And I'm amazed I got all that right. That's the first in a week. It's made with Parrot Bay, coconut rum, stully vanilla vodka, mango puree, coconut milk, simple syrup, and coconut foam. And it sold for $15.50. Aaron, what did we do to make this drink?

SPEAKER_01 1:13

We had one and a half ounces of coconut rum. I think we had we didn't have parrot bay. One ounce of bale vanilla vodka, two ounces of mango puree, one and a half ounces of coconut milk, half ounce of simple syrup, and we decided to forego the coconut foam on top. We did. Yeah, which is fine.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

It's fine, but next time I think we'll try it. It would look really good. It would look pretty. And it had a little blue flour.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

Yes, it had a little blue flour.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

But it's like it was like we don't have this is what ours looks like. No foam, no flour. Yeah. Just mango and coconut. And it's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

It is, it's thick. So last week we had the espresso martini, and it was a little thin. This one is very thick. And I think that has to do with three and a half ounces of mango puree and coconut milk. Basically, coconut puree.

SPEAKER_02 2:02

I don't think thinner will be better, though. I think it's good how it is. I think it's meant to be thick like this.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

Yeah. And it'll thin out as with the ice. Right. As that starts melting. But I really like this. You really like it. I do. It's not alcohol for it. It is a Disney sweet drink.

SPEAKER_02 2:19

It is. It's mango and coconut. You can taste both with every drink, gives you both coconut and mango flavor.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

But and nothing at the same time. It's kind of exactly. Yeah. It's not, it's really interesting because a lot of times you get a drink with a lot of different layers and different things going on. And okay, I tasted this first and this second and this third. This is coconut and mango start to finish.

SPEAKER_02 2:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

And does nothing else. And yeah, I gotta say, I I like this one.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

It's good. I go with, I'm not going very good, like 11 a lot yet. I might change my mind though.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

It now I it's very desserty to me. It is not something that I want to sit by a pool because it's too thick. Okay. If it were a lighter version, yeah, I get that. I could sit by a pool and drink this, or out sitting out by the pool or somewhere outdoors and sip and drink this.

SPEAKER_02 3:11

Sip by the pool. So take away skipper canteen. You're not having it there. Where else in Disney would this be a good drink? An indoorsy place only? Maybe like under the shade of an animal kingdom?

SPEAKER_01 3:22

Outdoor. Yes. Yes. Outdoor nomad lounge.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Yep. That's what I was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

Nomad lounge in one of their outdoor big couch chair, whatever you call them. Have you been to the Nomad Lounge? Did you go the time that you and Christy went? No. Oh, okay. I took DJ and I went there. And when I went by myself, I went. And I'm surprised we had Eli and Addy with us. We did so much. We went to Sanaa. And that was that threw our day off with the backpack issue and all that.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

So if you don't know that, listen to our Disney World episodes. Yes. For the amazing backpack issue.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

But this I could see that, but a little lighter. I don't know where this is sitting in a lounge late at night.

SPEAKER_02 4:03

Nighttime's good too. Yeah. Nighttime in Epcot somewhere. I can see. I'm not getting a Disneyland vibe. Maybe over at a Disneyland hotel sitting outside. Polynesian. Yeah, but Disneyland wise. I don't I'm not getting a like anywhere in California Adventure. I'm not getting a you're not drinking in Disneyland unless you're inside.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

And even Skipper Canteen, I don't know. They have some odd drinks. We've did we've done two or three. We did the Jungle Bird. Did we do the Sunset Margarita? No, we did that one and we did a shandy from there. Oh. Which I don't know if they have any.

SPEAKER_02 4:34

No, they have four drinks on their specialty menu.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

And we were the shandy was meh. The Jungle Bird I remember being good. I think we liked it a lot. Yeah, we did. We liked it. Okay. Yeah, that's got Kampari. That's whenever it's got Kampari or Aperol.

SPEAKER_02 4:49

And this legacy mimosa we might want to try sometime. Oh. It's a whiskey Gram Marinier. Oh. With a Riesling. Oh. Yeah. We'll have to buy wine. Yeah. Why not? Why not? Why not? Okay.

Matching The Drink To The Theme

SPEAKER_02 5:02

So today with this fancy cocktail. So what were we doing?

SPEAKER_01 5:06

And we did. Oh. We did this because we try to tie the drinks into what we're doing with our topic, which is Disney Characters of College. The most educational group, this Explorers, the Society of Explorers and Adventurers, is that SEA? I think so. But they have a library room in the that you can sit in at Skipper Canteen. And that's what tied it in. That was the only thing. That's the only thing. Because it was you could go with the edutainment of Epcot, but that was more, I think more fitting. Yeah. Yeah. With they're intellectuals. Because and they do a lot of joking around, which is what we do. And we did with this topic.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

Oh, I was being serious this whole time. Oh. I should start. I'll start trying to joke around more. Yeah.

Kicking Off With Goofy Degrees

SPEAKER_02 5:49

Okay. So we're talking college degrees for Disney characters today. Yes. Which which we just have a character, gave him a degree. I put what school it was from. Did you do that too?

SPEAKER_01 5:58

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

And then a little, just a little tidbit. We have one character the same.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

So I'm just going to start off because we have to do Dexter Riley.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

Okay, do your Dexter Riley and get it over with.

SPEAKER_01 6:07

Medfield College. He's just the extra one. I have, we each have 10 others. But Medfield College, Chemical and Computer Engineering. He was a dual major, both undergraduate and graduate.

SPEAKER_02 6:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

And we just all know the story of where he went with all that. It's just that's a given. Yeah. We watched it. He yeah, we watched it. We know the story.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

It was a live, we already know the story.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

Yep. So go watch the movies and you'll understand.

SPEAKER_02 6:30

Perfect. Let's start off since we both have it first, our one we have the same, like we always do, because we do goofy for everything. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_01 6:38

We do. We've had two, what, at least two goofy episodes.

SPEAKER_02 6:41

Too much fun to not include them in this stuff.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

Goofy for president, goofy deep dive. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So where did he go to college for you?

SPEAKER_02 6:51

I have him going to MIT. Oh, okay. Okay. And he got a bachelor's of civil engineering. Oh, civil engineer. And he somehow graduates Magna cum laud despite causing three bridge collapses during labs. Okay. That's my tidbit. That's it. Yeah, I have a one I just have a one-liner for all of them.

SPEAKER_01 7:10

See, my my goofy, he's tied in with your son. He went to Embry Riddle. He went to Embry Riddle. Yes. Majored in aeronautical engineering because undergrad and his graduate, aeronautical engineering. He used those skills to design Barnstormer in Goofy Sky School.

SPEAKER_02 7:25

Roller coasters. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

Yeah. So instead of making airplanes, he did rides about airplanes. Nice.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

But Eli will like this because Goofy is Eli's favorite character. It's his favorite character. Eli spent one year at Every Riddle studying. Aerospace engineering was his major. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, there you go, Eli.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

I just made him Eli.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

I just what I knew about Eli, and I just Eli would design he would love to design roller coasters. That would be a blast. I don't know what if chemistry now he's now a chemistry major, so I don't know if that he might be at Pim's tasting lab. Yeah. Creating drinks and things. Yeah, he's in the Marvel Universe somewhere now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

So who'd you go with next?

SPEAKER_02 8:03

My second one's Scar. You do Scar.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

He's like your character.

SPEAKER_02 8:07

He has been. I don't even mean to. He I just think of stuff. I love Scar for some reason. Okay. He has an MBA to use for hostile takeovers. Oh. That's why he got to have an MBA. And he went to Harvard. He went to Harvard. His thesis at Harvard? Why succession plans are overrated.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

Okay. Okay. Yeah. I get it. That's my scar. So my next one, Scrooge McDuck. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 8:30

You do Scrooge McDuck a lot.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

I have done him three or four times.

SPEAKER_02 8:34

I like a Scrooge McDuck.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

And this was low-hanging fruit. But he went to the Wharton School, which is Penn State or University of Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

Is it? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 8:43

It's at one of those two. Okay. Yeah, now I've forgotten. But an MBA. Okay. MBA. And again, we know all know the story of what he did with his earning his millions. Yep. Yeah. We know the story. All things business business. Yep. Businessman. Tycoon. Watch the watch the show. He's a tycoon. He's a tycoon. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:02

Okay. So my next one is Cronk.

SPEAKER_01 9:04

Kronk, okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:05

And he has he went to UCLA. Yeah. Yeah. I guess. He got a culinary arts degree. Oh, okay. Okay. I went with a whole it's one of my favorite scenes. At UCLA. Yeah. Okay. That seems seemed like I just picked a school. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:17

See, I could see him going to UCLA, though.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

I have another culinary arts guy on here that went to school. He gives flawless presentations, but constantly gets distracted halfway through by his spinach puffs. That's one of my favorite scenes.

SPEAKER_01 9:31

Yeah. So mine, I when I came up with the degrees, I did a search of what where are the best colleges for those degrees.

SPEAKER_02 9:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:40

That's how I came up with my colleges. So they all they're all top-tier schools for their area. Okay. Which is why I chose

Bookworms Artists And Design Schools

SPEAKER_01 9:47

these. But my next one is Belle. She went to the University of Illinois Urb Urbana Champagne. Urbana Champagne. Never heard of it. Yes, because it's one of the top schools for a masters of library science. She opened a small string or a string of small libraries across northern France, seated by the Beast Book Collection. He's not a reader. So she went and she got some of his books, added a few more. She pulled, if you've ever seen Shaw Shank Redemption, she wrote the government for some funds and for some books, and yeah, started a string of libraries.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

And she has a master's master's library science. He took that, yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. That's perfect. But that's Bell.

SPEAKER_02 10:28

Right.

SPEAKER_01 10:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:28

Now UCLA does not offer a professional culinary arts degree. You can get a minor in food studies. So maybe, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

So it's all fantasy though. There's, I think it's the Culinary Institute of America.

SPEAKER_02 10:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 10:41

Up in Napa Valley. Napa. It might be a little north. I've driven by it. It is a really cool building. My cousin actually thought about going there because she loves to cook. Cronko fit it there too. Yeah. So I could I could see that.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

Some of these I more match the character. Yeah. That one I just came up with a place.

SPEAKER_01 10:58

But see, UCLA, yeah. That he is the personification of UCLA.

SPEAKER_02 11:04

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_01 11:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

This next one fits the character also. Okay. It's Milo Thatch from Atlantis. Okay. I was trying to get some obscure ones, so it'll be the same. And he has a PhD in dead languages from Oxford. Ooh. Smart man he is. Yes. Absolutely. But he was the most forgotten student in the whole school. No one remember no one even knew he went there until he discovered Atlantis.

SPEAKER_01 11:27

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 11:27

And now he's now he got an honorary degree. He got an automatic degree. That was easy to that's all he had to do.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

There's a dissertation. Find a lost city. Civ civilization. Yeah. City. Easy. Okay. So Rapunzel.

SPEAKER_02 11:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:42

The Rhode Island School of Design. Okay. Again, Google search said this is the top, one of the top art schools in the country. Okay. She got a graduate degree in graphic design. Okay. Because she she liked her watercolors. I think she did some oils. That was like her hobby. But anyway, she made a killing designing NFTs.

unknown 12:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:02

Yeah. That's funny. That's that was her bread and butter. Designing with graphic design, designing NFTs. But uh the oils and watercolors became a side hustle. And she just as a hobby, she sold them at farmers markets. Got a little booth, got her canopy and a table, and set up some measles, and just sold a few. Yeah. Just a way to spend her summer weekends. That's a deep dive. Yeah. That was just her thing. Because you're just not gonna stop making those. You got your job, but most people have a side hustle. You got a side hustle. I got a side hustle. We all got side hustles. So Rapunzel has a side hustle.

SPEAKER_02 12:40

That's funny. That's funny. You have a fashion school for your for that one.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

Oh no, it was Rhode Island School of Design.

SPEAKER_02 12:46

So I have Daisy Duck next. Yes. And she has a degree in fashion marketing from Parsons School of Design in New York. Oh, okay. That came up. I looked up top design schools in the country and chose that one. Yes. But she refuses to work on any group projects unless everyone coordinates their outfits first. That's her big thing. Yeah. She's like that. She's like that. Yeah. She very much is like that. Yeah. So Daisy Duck, Parsons Schools Design. This will be a quick, we're flying through these.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

And then she went on Disney, The Housewives of Disney. She did, right? The real Housewives of Disney. As we learned a couple weeks ago. A couple weeks ago. Yeah, whenever that was compared to. We recorded it last week, but it'll be three weeks later. Geppetto. Yeah, went a little obscure with this one. Okay. He also went to the Rhode Island School of Design. Wow. An earlier graduate. He had a dual major furniture design and industrial design.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 13:41

But all with the woodworking. So he opened a boutique handcrafted furniture store and home design consultation business. Oh. So you ever go into those houses that have the ornate wood? That's him. That's him. He's doing stuff like that. High-end homes. The guy's not cheap. He had his little toy shop back in the day. That's actually how when he retired, how he was able to just go and do fun stuff, making toys. He started out high-end homes, working the Hollywood Hills. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Rothschilds were hiring him to the Getty, the Rothschild and Colonel Standers himself.

SPEAKER_02 14:18

The Vanderbilt. The a good side hustle for Geppetto would be to make those signs for Disney rides. Oh yeah. The wood engraved signs. Yeah. As a way of giving back. Yeah. Yeah. To his. Okay. Anyway. Geppetto. Geppetto.

Villains Workers And Unexpected Majors

SPEAKER_02 14:32

My next one is Hades. Oh. A bachelor's in customer service management from Arizona State. Go Devils. The party school. And the devil.

SPEAKER_01 14:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:41

Hilarious. He still he still somehow loses his temper temper tant. He has a temper tantrum with every customer interaction still.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

Oh, I can imagine. He can't stop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

He has a customer service management degree and he can't help himself.

SPEAKER_01 14:54

Yeah. Pain and panic must be close by too. Probably.

SPEAKER_02 14:58

Probably his uh customer service reps that kind of calm the people down after he pisses them off.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

Yeah. They kind of he hands it off to them and yeah, they laugh, get get some laughing with their ineptitude. Okay. So my next one, Nick Wilde.

SPEAKER_02 15:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:12

He just went to his local community college, nondescript. Okay. Could be any community college you can think of. He got an AA degree in criminology.

SPEAKER_02 15:21

All right.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

Yeah. So after the academy, he went to his local community college to get the most minimal degree possible to let him sit for the sergeant's exam, all at Judy's insistence. Oh. Because she's going detective. Yeah. She's she's working probably on her master's and things like that. No, he's just doing the bare minimum. What do I gotta what do I gotta do to sit for the sergeant's exam? Yeah. Next level up, whatever. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

Yeah. Just hanging out. Yeah. Being a cop. But she is she's Uber. Oh, she's motivated. Absolutely. That's hilarious. That's my next one is Linguini. Linguini. From Ratatouille. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He has associates in hospitality from Le Cor en Bleu. Okay. But of course, it's not really his degree because Remy's under his hat the entire time.

SPEAKER_01 16:10

Yeah. It's like a can't be trusted. Nope. My next one. We're flying through these. Mulan. Okay. This is your the nemesis of your son at the Naval Academy. She went to the United States Military Academy at West Point.

SPEAKER_02 16:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

Studied international MBA and international international affairs. So after her stint in the military, she went into local politics and developed an international sister city program with this emphasis on trade development.

SPEAKER_02 16:38

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

Yeah. Very motivated, very yeah. That's just who she is. She's just got to take it to the next level. She does. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:46

And you know the you know what everyone from that goes to uh goes to uh West Point has in common with everyone that goes to Naval Academy? What's that? They all apply to Naval Academy. They all apply to it. Yeah. Okay. We've had zero, we've had zero sidebars on this whole episode. We haven't had any sidebars. That's crazy. We're just flying.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

I think we'll have some sidebars after we're all done. Maybe maybe we'll reflect. We'll pull up a few other names and try to figure it out.

SPEAKER_02 17:10

My next one is Isma. Oh, okay. Okay, another one from the same movie. Yeah. She has a degree from Stanford in chemistry.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

Really? Is that bad? No, I was just unexpected. It stunned me there for a minute.

SPEAKER_02 17:22

But she constantly violates lab rules, but everyone's so afraid of her, they just automatically give her tenure when she graduates. Oh, yeah. So she stays at Stanford and teaches chemistry.

SPEAKER_01 17:33

She just keeps teaching. Yeah. Okay. I can get it. My next one, Carl Frederickson. Of UP. Of Up fame. Went to Los Angeles City College, just an AA in general studies. Okay. Yeah. A degree in nothing. So Ellie was always gently pushing Carl to go back to school after getting his AA degree, but he never followed through. Which is why he spent his entire life being a balloon salesman. Yeah. School was not his thing. He was just a just go to work. Right. Just get the sales job and go to work.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

But he was happy.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

He was happy. That's what matters. It didn't enough to buy a home and spend his life with Ellie. Yep. It's all that mattered. And have a few extra balloons to go floating off later on when he had to get away.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

That's funny. My next one's Christoph. He has a degree of supply chain and logistics. Okay. From University of Alaska Fairbanks. Yeah. He wrote a 40-page paper on ice delivery optimization and somehow made it emotional.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Good for him. It's about how he got his doctorate. Right. Nice. So my next one, Russell. Okay. So he just went to a trade school, learned how to become a mechanic. No rhyme or reason. It was just, yeah, that's just what he decided to do. Worked for a few other people, eventually opened his own little two bay garage. Yeah. Lived in. And that was more of the education he got from Carl.

SPEAKER_02 18:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

Simple life, simple job. Just do that. Find your find yourself a wife, settle down. And that was his goal. Right. He didn't want, he didn't want to do anything fancy. He just wanted a nine to five.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

And that's what he did. That's funny. My last one is Olaf from the same movie, Frozen. Yes. Went to back again. He has a bachelor's in applied psychology from University of Miami. Because he thought going to the University of Miami, he heard about this new thing called heat exposure therapy. He thought it'd be amazing. But he lasted two seconds, almost melted all the way, and spent the next four years indoors.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Ah, a lot of AC.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:34

He didn't have to go outside for the class.

SPEAKER_02 19:36

I think we were too serious with some of these. I don't know. It just didn't seem the vibe wasn't as funny as it usually is. So I have one more. You have one. Hopefully it's crazy it's gonna be cringy. You always do this. No, no, not cringy. No. He didn't have any cringy ones.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

Well we're hey, sometimes we're just we're exploring the stories of we are. This is these are these are real.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

We didn't make these up when these really happened. These are real degrees.

SPEAKER_01 20:00

Where Disney leaves off, leaves the story. You wonder what happened. Right. What happened next? And they do a sequel, but you know the sequel is just it's a cash grab. It's not really what happened next, it's just a cash grab. So Ariel went to Juilliard and got herself a bachelor's in music. Yeah. She went on to make a living in the human and mermaid circuit singing lounge classics. And uh she also learned how to play the steel drums and released several albums of classics sung in the calypso style, including a couple Christmas albums. That's too Chris album. Can you imagine Calypso Christmas album? Calypso Christmas. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

That's a great name of the album.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

Yeah. From even though she's from Denmark. Right. But she hung out with Sebastian. Yeah, the trademark infringement right there. Copyrighted music.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

Yeah, that was too probably too many.

SPEAKER_01 20:51

Yeah, too many beats.

SPEAKER_02 20:52

You were way too in tune.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

That's funny.

Rapid Fire Picks And Listener Challenge

SPEAKER_02 20:55

Yeah. Let's think of some other characters really quick before we go. Let's just fire some off and just for fun. I think Mickey would go to like state college, whatever state he lived in. Yeah. Just represent it. Maybe play a sport, be like a star athlete or something on a team. Quite possible. Play baseball. He might be a baseball player. Okay. He'd probably be like a baseball player for a state college. Oh, here's one I thought about.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

Chip and Dale.

SPEAKER_02 21:21

Chip and Dale, where'd they go to school? They would go to a frat school.

SPEAKER_01 21:25

No, they went to Boise State and got a degree in forestry.

SPEAKER_02 21:29

Oh, I'm thinking like they would go party at Nebraska.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

No, because it's nowhere near the forest. No, not forest. They're frat boys. They might go to Humboldt State.

SPEAKER_02 21:38

They're taking time off from all this forest stuff.

SPEAKER_01 21:41

No, that is that's what draws draws them back.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

Yeah, they're taking time off and they're gonna go frat partying up.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

They're gonna go to I just said boys stands.

SPEAKER_02 21:49

Keg stands and I like Nebraska.

SPEAKER_01 21:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

For them. Well and another character will come up with some stuff. Or Donald Go. Donald would go to Texas.

SPEAKER_01 21:59

He did a lot of different stuff.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

He was like Texas Sailor School.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

He went to Naval Academy. That's why he's wearing a sailor outfit all the time.

SPEAKER_02 22:06

No, he went to Merchant Marine Academy.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

Yo, yeah. Yes. That's more him. That is more him.

SPEAKER_02 22:12

Yeah, he's too angry. He had too many honor violations.

SPEAKER_01 22:14

He got probably got court-martialed a couple times. Never made it past the whatever initial rank.

SPEAKER_02 22:22

Yeah, that's a good one for him. Let's see. Robin Hood. Is it like Minnesota? One of those kind of Midwesty schools. Yeah. Indiana.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

But no, I think Minnesota, but like in Minneapolis. And he's a social justice warrior type degree.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Right.

SPEAKER_01 22:38

Whatever that entails. Yeah. Community organizing.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

Right.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

I'm sure somebody has a degree in that.

SPEAKER_02 22:44

We should have had a bunch of extra names set up and then we quick fire without looking anything up.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:49

And just like bam, maybe we'll do a quick fire thing where we give each other something. We got to come up top of the head stuff. But yeah, that's our uh that's our whole uh you got more?

SPEAKER_01 22:58

Oh no, it didn't pull up more. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Okay, that's fine. That's enough degrees. We've talked enough into it.

Tag Us And Wrap Up

SPEAKER_02 23:04

You know what they're doing. If you have your own, if you have any own degrees, you can come up with any characters you have that you think they have a college degree, message us.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 23:13

Tag us. Always tag Bartesian now because that's our new thing.

SPEAKER_01 23:17

Yes. Tag Bartesian. Say we need Disney drinks.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

Cheers, tag cheers to ears and Bartesian in all your posts.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

So subscribe, follow, heart, do all those things. And we'll talk next week.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

Cheers. Cheers.